In times of poverty - again

2nd day of school

2010-04-20T10:54:00.001-07:00

Today is the most interesting day.

What are the odds that zhong jie will win so much in political mahjong today?!

initial 台: 1

1100: Zhong jie got a 队队胡! 两台

1430: Zhong jie obtained a 大三元! 满台

1730: zhong jie obtained 大四喜. 满满台

Predicted future wins are 十八罗汉和清一色.

oh, to add on: i really believe that there is no secrets in this world.

if a tells b a secret, but then b, for the fun of it tells it to c, and c tells me, then i tell zj,then zj tells shuf, then shuf tells m.y, then m.y. tells anne, then anne tells norman,then norman tells eugene and eugene tells wk and wk tells pris and pris tells theresa, then the whole country knows le. so.. its not a secret anymore rite?lol

2010-04-18T07:59:00.000-07:00

It has been a long time since i last came here. I just recovered from a very irritating fever, and now my throat is still swollen like a tumor. With pus.

The doctor practically wowed at the white lump he saw and gave me 3 days chao keng license straight away. So my first day in school may be spent at home? Maybe i may go to school tomorrow if i feel better.

let me first show you a picture of my inflamed throat.

there. notice the lumps of pus coming out from the sides of the inflamed thorax.

it burns to burp. and lozenges are now my new ecstasy.

this is no doubt my worst bout of sore throat.

well thats about it.

p.s. im looking forward to my week long diet of plain congee.

2010-02-16T04:44:00.000-08:00

Nobody uses blogspot anymore, turds :D

2010-01-24T04:41:00.000-08:00

Stitch International Airline

serving you to almost all destinations in the world. Well,.... except for Africa.

To invest: But 'stitch Int'l Airlines' stocks

Fleet: 88 and counting.

Planes: DC10-10, IL86, B747-400D

Stocks: $14/share

Oh Boy! Is this an interesting story!

2010-01-04T04:29:00.000-08:00

There is this penis name generator website i just came across. So, like a normal guy, i went to try it.

The results are as follows:

So actually, my penis's name is 'Godzilla'. And somehow, i don't really like it. It reminds me of someone..

I think i should stick to its old name- 老二。

HAH,then another idea struck me. what if i were to......

Add Tham's name to it.

and the results is....

She has a cooler penis than me ):

2009-12-08T08:23:00.000-08:00

Italians

2009-12-01T08:12:00.000-08:00

BBC
15/3/04
Italian police to have supercar

The Gallardo is unlikely to become standard-issue

The gift from Lamborghini has been unveiled in all its blue and white glory, marked with the word "Polizia".

With a top speed of 309km/h (192mph), it should have the edge in any chase on the Salerno-Reggio Calabria motorway.

However, the car is just as likely to be used for emergency deliveries such as human organs for transplant.

The sleek two-seater, topped with a flashing blue light, was put on display in Rome at a police event before entering service on the notorious motorway in the south.

It is a six-speed luxury vehicle with a 500-horsepower engine designed to go from zero to 100km/h (60mph) in four seconds.

Donated by the Lamborghini factory in Bologna, its list price is US $165,000, probably making it unlikely that the Italian police force will actually buy any for its fleet.

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Italian police crash Lamborghini supercar

The car was the Italian police force's pride and joy
Italian police have crashed their most valuable patrol car, a 165,000-euro (£150,000)
Lamborghini.

The accident happened near the northern Italian town of Cremona where it was on display at a student jobs fair.

Reports say the car swerved to avoid another vehicle which crossed into its path, ploughing into two stationary cars. It was damaged beyond repair.

One of the two officers in the vehicle at the time of the incident suffered a broken rib, the other received bruises.

The Lamborghini car, painted in the Italian police force's blue and white colours, was a gift to the force from the carmakers in 2004.

The six-speed luxury vehicle with a 500-horsepower engine is designed to go from zero to 100km/h (60mph) in four seconds.

My happiness index

2009-11-26T08:17:00.000-08:00

As at 27th Nov 09, the Ong industry has hit an all time low with the total equity reserves balance being a mere 40 bucks. ): ): ):

The Gahment just announced that civil workers' bonus this year will be 0.25 month salary, and capped at $750. My mother is a civil worker. she has little bonus = i have little bonus. ): ):

I was interrupted while doing something very important today. ):

Toe nail virgin

2009-11-06T06:17:00.000-08:00

Well, I am glad that my toe nail finally came off. Though, through surgical means ( i cut off the skin). It has been really irritating for the last 3 days since ZJ kicked my already injured toe with his shoe and made it bend out. And my toe injury was quite severe in the first place because ZJ went to step on my toe twice with his shoe on a certain day in the holidays.

Zj weighs 60 kilograms. My toe weighs 11.86 grams.

Its a natural instinct to stay healthy

2009-11-06T06:10:00.000-08:00

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

I for one however, disagree with this medical journal entry as my sentiments does not lie with the results of this study due to self pwning reasons.

2009-10-26T06:58:00.000-07:00

Class had general elections, much discussion and voting for project assignments, 2 years older.

Went to first gems class last week. Saw Janice!(: haha so coincidental! Well, we wrote some ideas on experience design on her yellow foolscap paper. Still i think its quite a boring gems. 5 years older.

Spent the first week of school compiling info for the createries. 3 years older.

Had haircut today. Appear 10 years younger.

For everything else, there's MasterCard.

MDA

2009-10-17T10:54:00.000-07:00

Well well well, MDA, you certainly have been very active these few days have you not (: Everywhere i go, i see you.

P.S. Take a cup of cheese pie.

Happy தீபாவளி !!

2009-10-17T10:49:00.000-07:00

Dey! Happy Deepavali to everyone!! Especially to my friends Kumar, Lokesh, Muthu, Shadul, and Normanathan!

Well, today is the day we celebrate the triumph of Krishna over Narakasura by lighting all rows of lamps (:

Many good years ahead ah everyone. May the spirit of Krishna stay with you always.

Money not enough 3

2009-10-15T10:05:00.000-07:00

Well, recently, i've been filming for a coming movie that will come out in 31 july next year. In it, the main character Ah Ong, does not have enough money to get by everyday life, thus is desperately wanting cash. He just needs the cash now, lots of it and is planning something big. However, his bank balance is now like shit, see how this guy struggles to get by his new poly semester.

WTF

2009-10-07T06:40:00.001-07:00

As stated. Wtf.

WOLS update: Comex 2009 sept.

2009-09-22T10:14:00.000-07:00

Well, Comex @ suntec is another busy 4 days as usual. This time, ZJ, LY, LX, YK, KW are working with me as well. I have experienced yet another knee straining and butt aching episode of standing up and serving customers. I swear that 2 packets of Stepsils a day is not enough. When its really crowded, and you have customer luck, its gonna get pretty crazy. Soo.. now i shall tell you abt the same usual types of customers there are.

Firstly, the Observers.

They like to see all the booths for the best deals, and are usually undecided on what brand of laptop to buy. I think they are just walking around aimlessly till they find something worthwhile.

Next, the Indian Indians.

They have aim. And that aim is to go for the BESTEST BEST PRICE (in Tamil accent). The bestttttttttttt. They do not mind spending hours and hours there in the shit hole of a crowd trying to beg for more and more free gifts, and lowering the price.

Lastly, the what-i-like-to-call Premature ejaculators

They already done their research at home, and aim at the particular booth. So when they come down, they will just 'zham' the sales guy who is closest to them and buy from them. And thats how you get a tyco commission.

In this It fair, i had a lot of customers except those who shoot prematurely. This is a big sian to me, and i', always those who doesn't have that kinda luck. Its always very difficult handling those Indian Indians because they are so demanding.. Hais..

I remember there was one time then the bugger wanted to further lower the price, and i said ''ok, i'll talk to my boss.''

Then i spoke to him in Madarin to ask him to scold me, so as the Indian looked, he knows thats the lowest the price can go. Lol.

There are also gang-rape situations when a group of them come up to you and try to mind-fuck you into giving them all your free gift. But usually, i just ask the bosses to do the shit. If they succeed, i still get the commission.

Fortunately, there are a couple of lucky situations for moi. Number one is: John gave he 2 of the laptop commission from the laptops he just sold. Number two: The ex-Hp staff knows his stuff, and bought without much difficulty. Heh.. but these cant be compared to that guy who bought 18 sets of desktops from my colleague. NB, thats the tyco-est.

Well, thats all i have to say for now.

Oh, i just came across a question from my gems( securing your PC) test. It was an epic joke.

Which of the following CORRECTLY describe the Social Engineering attack on security?

-Tricking someone to attend a class in engineering

-Tricking an employee into giving out information or taking an action that reduces security or harms a system

-Tricking someone to give out direction to a tourist attraction

Tricking a programmer to write a virus

Lol..

One more thing,

celebrated our 5th at ECP with Megan Fox. Refer to her FB.

Thank You Biore

2009-09-13T10:14:00.000-07:00

Biore Pore Pack for Men, gives you white/black headless noses.

Live the healthy life kids

2009-09-07T10:15:00.000-07:00

Firstly,

hope you and wk last long long ah, many good years ahead(:

Well, today, i went buy stuff for the camp. Spent a full 200 bucks. And it feels so good to be a shopaholic, heh. When i tapped my EZ link card at the mrt station this morning, my wallet was so thick with cash that the reader could'nt scan my card (bhb alert!). Around in the evening, there was nothing more then 20 bucks in it. Hence, i am back being a peasant.

Also, i exercised for the first time. It seems like the first time... the last time i exercised was... 2008 if memory serves me correctly. You know, i sorta miss the cool night air, and the gush of wind when you run with a dry-fit shirt, and it feels very good after you work those leg muscles. Heh, R21 connotations intended.

P.s. Pic inspired from shuf.

P.s.s You can buy 600 kopi-dapao-bags for $8.60.

p.s.s

unglam.

Dusting off the cobwebs

2009-08-28T09:03:00.000-07:00

Ah. Its so dusty here after not updating for so long. Well, the reason for my absence is the hell i have to go through since week 10.

It all started from MST. After the first round of F-upped projects, i had nary a sliver of time to study for my mid-semester-tests; so screwed those. Then i had a couple more grueling weeks of presentations and lessons, to which i have not performed very outstandingly as well. Talking about packed schedules. Psshfft.

Immediately following, the second array of F-upped projects came knocking towards my door, and i was gang-raped by them, with multi-penetration included. When they were all finished, i was left dead tired, and eye-baggy. According to my blood test, 84.32% of my white blood cells did not survive this torture. Note: the 4 projects( FBM, TTP, RWPS, IHRO) came all at once, leaving my polymates NO(0%, nil, zilch, zero, absolute 'kosong') time to rest and re-energize at all.

Ah, and then came FMAH exam, whom i swear has the largest you-know-wad. And she redefined screwed for me.

Well, thats the long and shorts of what i've been through.

however, after the projects, had a lil break. Now, i shall post some pics. Events are in random order.

Post project celebration.

Spotted Kaya Xian taking a dump behind the fridge.

The Unofficial 八姐妹 at that time.

4th month celebration lunch.

Next, we went to fly.

This cabin is haunted.

City view during the 7th month. Got XXXXX.

Being a high level exorcist, i cleaned the place up.
And we now have a nice city view.

Shuf's b'dae days earlier. Happy 18th Shuf, welcome to the club.
I counted 19 ppl in the photo. Think only one missing is Joshua.
Maybe he's the photographer. Well, thats that.

大姐大's b'dae DAYS earlier. May all chiur wishes come true :D

I ''quite like this pic'' (do mind the grammar) too (:
Although it seems like i'm using the umbrella to cover my crotch..

Turbo Turbans and Feisty Fingers

2009-07-08T03:55:00.000-07:00

Someone did something to me today that really made an impact to me today.

Recently, all the guys in my class expressed their interests in promoting a special cultural-cum-racial game. The game's objective was to promote cultural and racial attention towards the minority race in our little island country. By playing this game, we are able to be more alert on the existence of minority races which holds less then 1% in the population. Say, Indians.. Sikhs maybe.

The name of this game is ''Ba-Yee Simi Sek?!'' You are supposed to 'alert' another participant of the game by rather extreme measures(e.g. Pinch) when you chance upon the specified race, and then ask him/her to describe certain 'distinctive' features(e.g. Head wear) of the target. Upon correct description, the measure to alert the participant will cease.

I was engaging in this social-upright game today with my train kakee, and guess what?!

The Sikh flicked us off!!! WOW, we were trying to be socially accommodating and proactive, and this guy appears and points his forbidden finger. Such a rude, and blasphemous gesture, tsktsk.

In my honest opinion, when you do not like the idea of the game, you can just ignore it or at most criticize it verbally, through diplomatic approaches. It is utterly racist to flick us off just because we are Chinese. Must we be subjected to such detest and ill-treatment just because we are the dominant and majority race? So what if our pa-xiao can drown you a million times over? There is no reason to treat us this way.

Well, what i wanna say. damn ba-yee.

After MST Week update.

2009-07-05T09:44:00.000-07:00

PHEW! Hellish MST is finally over! I can finally get at least 5 hours of sleep per day since then. I believe mostly all of us did'nt really study for FBM coz of the projects.. But FBM turned out to be a relatively interesting paper. I liked all the drawing questions and the guai-lan banana leaf restaurant settings.

My eyes looks like this. If you believe lah, haha.

The rest of the papers were pretty much buanged, as i cant really study much for IHRO, and i was unable to absorb the airport/city/country codes for TTP. -.-

I really don't like the idea of having to churn out 2 reports within a week, whilst having to study for 5 modules.. it practically killing everyone, and we're probably gonna get kidney failure coz our kidneys cant rest due to lack of sleep ):

Actually, i only have myself to blame for this coz i spent my fully packed 3 weeks of rest to work, and play. Anything but study. Uh... i went to Pulau Ubin with a building-eating-'Godcilla', a PRC scholar, Nordaman, annette and thammy thammy tham tham.

There, we reported the UBIN lottery, and the week's winning number was , 'oi-oi-oi,oi'.
And we saw mountain cow with her calf.
And cycled around the island.
And ate coconut, compliments of nordamann. (forgot to pay you back so.. hahah)
and took lots of pictures.

fringe buang.

A long tham, and me.

A couple of weeks before, i was busily heading all out for the economy of great Singapore by working in the IT fair, and the restaurant which i dun wanna work in anymore.

And working in the IT fair made me learn a lot of things. The Indians want the bestest price, the Singaporeans wants all the free gifts, the chinese wants the cheapest shit, and the fukers just wanna 'chou chou re nao' and flood the whole convention centre.

My most memorable was a male adult Tiong. Don't be mistaken, hes not your regular 'Zhang' you see working as a cleaner or waiter. He's those kind of expats-moderately-rich-and-has-proper-job people. What was so memorable was that i thought he went to other booths liao, but in the end he just went to draw cash from the ATM ( coz he din wanna pay the imposed credit card surcharge of 2%). And while i was 'jitao sian!' coz i lost a buyer, he eventually came back to buy, which made my day. And he talked gently and kindly too, unlike those yellow skined slaves.

well, that was how my 3 study weeks and MST week were spent.

To end of my post, im gonna post this super gay and random picture of Norman and me. I hope this picture gives viewers a permanent disturbing mental image that will keep you awake throughout the night. (: Please close your browser if you do not wished to be utterly disturbed.
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Titanic.

P.S: Look at his smile-.- zomg. Annette, dun kill me. Acting only.

The significance of 21

2009-06-20T09:46:00.000-07:00

Happy B'Dae to THAM LAIYIN >.< !!

YAY! Today is the 21st of June, and its Tham's 18th birthday. Also, its our 2nd monthsary together. Shes finally 18, so we can spam beer and alcohol, watch movies which is restricted from young kiddies, and drive, and ekoms (niddik), and do many other stuff together.Heh.

Aww, your so old, if i were to buy a cake, i'll have to spam candles till there is no space left liao..

Welcome to the club, whereby we can drink, drive, and laugh at all the small 17 yr old kids play at the playground (: *bomb*

Anyways, 2nd month and still going strong, me hearts you.

P.S.

WAH! 有牛leh! ZOMG! 有牛！

我猜我猜我猜猜猜！

2009-06-09T10:08:00.000-07:00

猜这个是什么？！

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能猜得到吗？猜到就会有个奖拿!

P.S. 不是木来的.

Welcome to the club, Zj.

2009-06-07T10:34:00.000-07:00

Happy birthday to Zj. It has been 18 years since you came out of a dark and moist tunnel and into the light. And this is a very important day as you'll be able to enter clubs, drink, smoke, and enjoy all the desires of the flesh all you want.

As seen here, i have google for a pic of 2 Indian businessmen with center parting shaking one anothers hand. This is what i would want to do now, but we can only shake hands virtually as of this moment.

I would also like to type out my version of your father's bdae note and it goes like this;

ZJ- at a man,
must guai lan like a man,
do it like a man,
behave like a man.
Happy Birthday!Krish.

touched to tears eh, Muthu? ;D

In fact, we have many gay pics and gay memories that we had over the years. Like sitting on my lap all the time in sec 2, borrowing my pilot pens (and dropping them till i cant write with them anymore which eventually stopped me from bringing a pencil case to school), drinking all my water from my bottle ( which similarly stops me from bringing a bottle to school) , stealing my first kiss (omg), and posting for all those gay pic in SB.

have a gay birthday Zj!

P.S. on another note, Yishun is now flooded with a lot, a lot of people. It is advised to avoid Yishun, and its GV movie complex.

CSI: MLT 12

2009-06-04T07:15:00.000-07:00

Ahh... its holiday time after tomorrow. (: well, these 7 weeks have been really well-paced (not hiong) and easy for me. I like. There are many memorable things that happened these 7 weeks.

they are;

-THAM
-Batam
-Buanged IHRO tut attendence
-and lastly......

from the creators of CSI: Plaza Singapura, Krish 狗仔队 studios proudly presents...

*drum roll*

behold!

CSI: MLT 12

I allow people to kop this photo and hand it up as a decisive moment assignment.

Always nice to end the term with a blast. Bomb blast. Well, its just a random steranger holding another stranger's hand. In India, friends hold each others' hands all the time.

Wish the ALL 18 year olds happy birthday! ;D

2009-05-31T09:38:00.000-07:00

HEY! Thanks guys for the Card ;D Credits to EG,LY,PX,YY,WS,NW,DA,KL,WK,MY,JJ,RR,AY,VK,LS,ZJ,PC,TS,SY,JC,LM,IR,& CW. Like it a lot, and it comes in 3 languages some more. English, mandarin, and Tamil (:
I'll be sure to bring it back to India with me when i get my diploma.

Also, thanks for the surprise(WOW) this afternoon. Woke up at 2pm, thought it was just a normal day. After a few hours, BOOM! Suddenly so many people come,then i tio stunned until i have a idiotic expression on my face..
Many things happened thereafter, like.. the 02 bdae cake smashing tradition, wearing half a birthday suit, having chocolate facial, and watching the tele..

And then we all headed for Astons for dinner.

Well all in all, had a great day. Thanks guys for making it happen. And thanks for those who wrote on the card (: Next time i blanjah your beer. Next time.. Next time, hahaha.

Also, wish all those who are already 18 yrs old korkors and jiejie, a belated happy birthday. Welcome to the club. ;D

P.S Thanks a lot for the gift(perfect size siol) WK, and DA. It looks very nice. (: And to T <3 for the ______. And lastly to MY for the polaroid pic. Liked them all a lot.

Is it too late to apologize?

2009-05-24T11:48:00.000-07:00

Well, as tittle suggests, i'm here to apologize.

You know, there are times when you blurt out insensitive things that causes other parties to feel upset? Well, last night happened to be one of those times.

So; sorry, i did not mean it, i was just kiddin', i hope you forgive me. I've made you upset and seeing you, i feel unhappy and guilt-ridden.

Thus i've came up with this cheesy post, with MV somemore sia. Damn lao kui.. hais, but bo bian, if not everyday will tio shoot. All in all, i hope you see this post and feel better ok ;D? 原谅 me please (:

的行不我，你有没我

21st May

2009-05-22T11:09:00.000-07:00

Watched N.A.T.M.2 with T ytd. It was nice.

[Q. Is the movie nice? A. 啊很好看。

Q. Which part of it is nice? A. 啊啊。。全部的部分都很好看。

Q. Why is it nice? A. 就是很好看lor..没有为什么。。]

This sounds like someone, but im not gonna tell you who. I think you know the person preTTY well! (:

OKOK, enough of parodies. The movie is nice coz the live-museum-exhibits and Ben Stiller were hillarious. I like how the eygptian prince talk.. lol. Good movie to watch on a 1st month celebration.

Soup. Chicken+ leek+leek

Roast chicken . Chicken+potato+salad

Thumb. Finger+cheer-you-up shirt+ lots of L___

Fat Thighs. Finger+ cheer-you-up-shirt + laiyin-on-the-couch-the-whole-day

My new table addition.

Her new table addition.

Well, so thats pretty much it for the day.

P.S. Thanks to Godzilla (pris) and Tiong (tiong) for the kampong style beyblade (:

CSI: Plaza Singapura

2009-05-16T12:20:00.000-07:00

Watched X-men origins: Wolverine with T, zj and shuf the other day. but other than the movie, there was another good show to watch ;D

End of report. Disclaimer: This is merely a joke nia, so all parties whom may concern -relax lah.

Oh, and attended my cousin's wedding today. Well, i have to say i went for the food only lah.. haha. And thats a good night well spent eating good food on my parents' expense. And congrats to Jxxx Cheung and ( *insert groom name*), may you guys stay happy forever together (:

FBM- study trip at Batam '09

2009-05-11T09:06:00.000-07:00

Small wall to climb

housekeeper Ong

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One for me,

one for you

Well, I have to say 6D5N in Batam is really fruitful. Learnt lots of things like setting up a fine dining table, and how to get into trouble by drinking. Also loved some of the amenities there ,i.e. The pools of different colours, the day-light-robbery-yatch-bar, the jetty, and several others which i feel i need not name.

There was also the life-sucking tutorials which made me get more than enough sleep. Haha. And i'm gonna miss the many many coffee breaks, with their little shitty pastries and coffee.

This made me ponder- do you know why is the rupiah of low in value? Thats because 1nd0n3s14ns spend all their office hours slacking and drinking coffee, which contributes to low GDP, and over the years, made the rupiah so ..valueless.

Several interesting happened there too. I was the only one to flip into sea (suay), by turning to much on my kayak.

And i clinched a business deal for Turi. 50 pax corporate trip. 2D1N, bonding session, paintball/high elements included. Proposal done and emailed. Thank you Mr Lim, you have made a right choice choosing Turi Beach resort as your premier corporate-cum-bonding session-cum- leisure-cum-accomodation service provider :D

Lastly, want to say that i spent much quality time with T. Thanks for bring me much _________ and ______. Fill in the blanks as appropriate. Only applicable to T.

FBM- study trip at

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2009-05-02T11:19:00.000-07:00

And the last one just for fun (:

Can any kind soul, please pack my baggage for me-.-

Dyed, Died.

2009-04-26T09:33:00.000-07:00

Well, you'll notice a stark difference in my hair colour when you see me at effectively, today. Thats because i have a spontaneous gene disorder that makes my hair-pigment-producing cells to be rendered out of control. Thus this explains the clear brown colour my hair now possesses.

P.S. All credits goes to T who dyed my hair for me.

P.P.S. I'm beng-ified.... ):

How high level are you today? ;D

2009-04-24T06:58:00.001-07:00

Well, thats the first week of school gone. School was pretty 'interesting' (: haha, after being one year here i've realised that things now are .... different (:

Celebrated two of my classmates' bdae this week. Those adults are AYXW, and SWK. And as part of their coming-of-age ceremony celebrations, we carry out our cream facial tradition- twice. I wonder what will students in fc6 think when they saw us smashing cake on the adults' faces for 2 consecutive days... like..

''eh? i thought they celebrated bdae yesterday liao? now come again ah? lol... siao kias...''

Next, let me talk about the printing. What an honor to printed $280 plus worth of notes and distributing it to the class! Some have their second homes in the arcade, while mine; in the printing room, queueing up. And with a large and generous contribution by everyone to the class funds, im proud to say that the balance now is a whooping ....

zero dollars!

Oh, and lastly, my mom bought superdog for me today. It is'nt all that super actually. Their hotdog.. as compared to mine has a starking contrast i daresay. All in all, i just wanna say is that their hotdogs are of average size, average taste, and average thickness. The only thing extraordinary is their price (: I give them a 4/10, while i give mine an 8.

Lets make it official! WOO!

2009-04-20T08:35:00.000-07:00

Dear Laiyin,

As you wanted, heres a post just for you and to whoever are concerned. Today's the auspicious 21st of the month where you chose to make it official. And here i am typing out my hearts content.

Hmm today's not valentine's day.
And i spent the day with Laiyin at school, and not watching valkyrie.
Tsk i still dun really know how to pronounce that.
And the school was quite well done too.

By now, those with sense would know what is going between the two of us.
So i will disclose everything in the following two open letters.

To: dtrm 02

Sorry for all the lies we had told you all for the past ??? days.
We did meant to keep it a secret until at least the new acad year or what,
But i really cant bear to see her or me getting bombed everyday in school and stuff.
Or the fact that i have to not speak to her when i see her in school.
So here i am telling you all nth but the truth.
And Zhong who says that being attached cant go all-out assault on you-know-who?
I will prove you wrong lol.

Now that everything's clear,
I hope for some privacy for the both of us and not bombings.
Ty and good luck for the upcoming school term.

Yours truly,
Krish ;D

To: Laiyin

Ever since i told you my feelings on the 1st of April ( no joke & no fools ),
You had given me joy everytime we hung out or talked.
This is the first April 20th i spent with you,
And hopefully not the last as well hahah.

I know my past is pretty crap,
Ty for ignoring that.
Im not one who know how to give romantic lines and speeches ( actually i can lah),
But all i wanna tell you is that i love you.
Really.

Love,
Krish <3

If you have forgotten, let me remind you. This is the structure of the post that chief onion made on valentines day '08 when he made it official with yy. http://eugenekrabbs.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html

Hahaa, although I used his impeccable, well-thought-out, heart-felt template to structure this post, I assure you that all my intentions in it (the post) are true.

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ok. This is the pic. Even though if you turn out become like this next time...

I will still love you regardless. As i like you for who you are (:

I believe that now, it is all explained and i hope youknow who i feel for you.

好了，时间不早了，我要跟我的T在msn说话了，就此停笔。

P.S I wanted to put d for 'd'ear instead of T for 't'ham, but then.. 'd' will sound like yy, better not.. later tio whack. (:

Fuck Roaches!

2009-04-18T11:48:00.000-07:00

Today, i shot my seeds of anxious-ness and emotions all over muthu's and kumar's face. Well, its not that they were totally flummoxed by the blast of seeds on their faces. In fact, they swallowed it quite well, as though they knew what was cumming.
Well, feel much better after i've blown my load, and my balls are much more comfy after having the load s*xually realeased off them.

Afterwards, i went down to look for food in the kitchen. Saw a fugly roach at the cabinets. Instinctively, i went summoned my trusty weapon in my roach slaying arsenal. BAYGON INSECTICIDE SPRAY! Fully locked and loaded, i squirted all over the piece of shit and it slow writhed to its impending death (:

And with the speed of light, it flew towards me, and brushed through my hair, as though attempting to strike with its last blow. By instinct again, i squatted down like in the matrix to dodge the flying piece of shit. And by doing so, i carelessly banged my chin to my knee, and the very nexus of my head shook from the shock.

My head now hurts thanks to that flying imbecile. Thus, we came to a conclusion on why i choose 'fuck roaches' as this tittle.

I'm now going to reboot my system, see you next time~ tata~

P.S. Thank 'you' for first squirting all around the place before my seeds are sown (:

2009-04-07T10:39:00.000-07:00

从前，有个狐狸问个熊一个问题。

熊的回答是：‘你说什么’？

那狐狸听了，就觉得熊所说的话非常有意识，很深奥。。

想阿想阿，那狐狸突然间明白了那熊话中带话的那三个字。

几天后，那狐狸问个蓝鸟同样的问题。而那鸟什么都没说，只是摇摇了头，就飞走了。

因为那只鸟那么小，长的也很天真，狐狸呢就没有怀疑那只鸟。

但是。。那只鸟还没禁得起考验。

Hmm, do you really understand annex1 above? i bet you don't..

In fact, frankly, i don't really understand it at all too.

Not even the basic who what where when and how.

They are animal gibberish to me in my opinion? And i would wish that the fox would explicitly elucidate his question, and deeply intertwined intentions for the rest of the animals in the forest. This will help make things clear for all to understand? Dunch chiu agree? Fox? hahhahahaha (:

FOC '09!!!!

2009-04-06T09:35:00.000-07:00

Atens 你 zai 不 zai?!

Atens 我很zai !

Atens 你 zai 不 zai?!

Atens 我 sibeh zai!

爸爸我很zai, 妈妈我很zai,

pili pala , Atens sibeh zai!

ATENNNNSSS

ZAI!!!!

And thats the best FOC'09 cheer there is (:

ATENS for the win (: Missing in this pic is celestine, who cmi on the last day.

Thats the cute Aten flag there...

Cute Cute Wani and me, at nightwalk preparation. Thats my most shuai PIC ever taken sia...haha. And have to admit.. Wani so cute lah (:

Ghost reunion for nightwalk, woot! Ghost team HUAT!

Din really take pic for the wet games as my shirt was all buang-ed.. FOC has been really fun, and i think all the facils lost their voices. Sad rite.. cheer so much in the end the price was just potato chips..

Would'nt it be better if they gave out the ''pi pa gao'' to zhi ren out throats?

Wells, anyway, after mass cam whoring with everyone after the camp, i jacuzzi-ed with eugene in SPGG for abt 2 hours. Thats a lot of baths(: Good thing SP got SPGG.
TP, NP, NYP, RP got or not? dun have.. so to all those freshies.. you made a good choice to come to SP. Win.

Wells, thats abt all there is to FOC(: , goodbye and goodnight.

P.S. i've found a cool secret bathing spot in SP that no one knows abt (:, next time got camp i intro your all to bathe there ok? :D

P.P.S. Sry hor... stood you up the whole night while i was asleep.. wont happen again ok?

Movie Tittle: Coming Soon

2009-04-02T10:28:00.000-07:00

Yet another horror flick conquered with the might and bold guts of my steel balls. Its a nice movie, and i rate it a whole 3.5 cheese pies!

Rating*: ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y !

* Rating for horror films are in the units of chee byes, ( Y ). Why? Coz thats the number of chee byes i swear when i get frightened.

To note: Though i was alone eating lunch and waiting for my doc appointment, i was very happy. <3

2009-04-02T10:23:00.001-07:00

Your view on yourself:

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education:

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy.

How do you view success:

Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

Get to know yourself better at
http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx

S.H.E South East Asia Tour! Genting

2009-03-29T09:25:00.000-07:00

Well, a 3D2N trip to the yalamsia mountain was really fun.. There, we were like guai kias by not entering the casino, but were allowed to buy alcohol like nobody's business. Too bad beer there is very costly.

These are some of the things that i remembered during the trip:

-We had a drinking party/orgy on the first night. 3 weakest links were the first to peng. And joshua's face was red.

-Amusement park. Fun place.. first time taking the space shot and experienced an orgasmic sensation riding that. There was also the cyclone, the wallet-losing-roller-coaster, noobest-viking-i've-ever-rode-on-other-than-escape, space lab thingy????, and the cock-screw (screwed).

-Ella had an imba win for the coin tossing game..and won 3 dragons which he had to drag back like an ediot(:

-Dinner at that restaurant with nice fried rice. To which i discovered a shocking truth. Actually, Shen Jia Hui got PCC wan... wow, absurdly shocking.... orgasmically shocking. Their pa seow is enough to drown Singapore liao..

-Bubblegum

-Ghost house ( Hebe has the biggest balls; kudos to him)

-Bumble car (i forgot how to spell) All spam the staff!

-Jammed door , you need 2 malays, one Chinese, 2 Singaporeans, and 3 Indians to open a jammed door.

-An important stimulus package agreement was signed to counter the current recession in Genting,Malaysia.

-Malaysia has their own team of grasscutters too

-They just do it everywhere in Malaysia..

-Sleeping in coach

LASTLY, what is most regretful is that i was too hum ji to take the most hiong ride in all of mt. Genting. Seeing little kids being able to ride that monster made me feel very pathetic and humiliated by my cowardice. But logically speaking, i really dont think my heart will be able to take that fear... its really just too fast and too furious for me.

LOW AND BEHOLD! THY SHALT REVEALETH GENTING'S MONSTROUSITY! THE EPITOME OF FEAR!

Days at work

2009-03-22T09:24:00.000-07:00

Today is payday(: and im gonna go on a clothes spree tmr i guess..

Waitering is a fun but straining sport. It trains your leg and ass muscles as you'll be standing for long hours. Frankly, i think my ass is now bigger..

Not only does it train your physical built, it trains your mental strength as well. Imagine having to remember to do all these tasks:

-Clear table 13 & 47.

-Pour 3 ice water and 1 warm water for table 11

-Table 22's orders are 1xblack pepper soft shell crab, 1xbrinjal less spicy, 1xchicken curry, 1x egg fuyong, 1xdevil beef curry, 3x rice, 2xsour plum drink.

-Set tables 21&33

-Swipe card for table 50

Xiong bo?..........

Lots of funny things happened at work.. like my boss's son hitting my groin infront of the customers. This is how it goes:

Me: *serves customers*

Eren: *comes in after schoool*

Me: * stares... then signal him to quickly go in to the back station*

Eren: smiles, run towards me, hit my groin and says ''hello wxn hxng kor kor(:''

Me: 'oomphf'

I think he was trying to tickle me? but was too short and tickled the wrong place? haha. His maid saw and laughed damn loud.. and one lao ah ma customer was laughing too.

Next, there were new staff. Filipino sial... They say: ''Hi sir, can i take yur orduur?'' And i talk to them like talk to maid like that.. XXXX !! Clean that table!!! YYYYY, help me clear this plate!!!

Oh! and lastly.. one guy tiong went to kiss me when i was napping. I shock tio and woke up.. turned out he just use wet fingers to tap my cheeks.. I scolded him 'beast (chu sheng??)' .. then we all laughed.

Thats abt all of my working life.. the rest is all sibeh no life working hours..

And i have to wake up at 6am tmr for FOC, fk.

My boss's son bdae last year, with sister and mother. Backgroud is 1.3 billion tiongs.

ZJ! I COUNTER YOU !

2009-03-20T07:43:00.001-07:00

All the above are 100% ZJ. I repeat, all are ZJs. Dont argue. They are.. they just are..

WAH! C+ FOR STATS AH?!?!?!

2009-03-18T07:40:00.000-07:00

BAxxxZ xxxxxxxxxx FOR BUSINESS 6 C+
BAxxxZ PRINCIPLES OF xxxxxxxxxx 8 D

Semester GPA: 2.548
Cumulative GPA: 2.574

EPIC WIN. today, i realised i got C+ for stats. 99% CI that i would get B. BUT! Critical X value lies in the rejection region.

Thats y i said: EPIC WIN lor..

And my PACC buang 1 year liao, oso no need fight le lah.. lol, buang.

2009-03-14T12:07:00.000-07:00

Today, Hebe failed to win his 8tai single suit game. Luckily for ella, pris, and me(:

And it isnt my mahjong day today. sian....

Also, ive soemthing to show you guys..This is what i did during my spare time.

MOTIVATION POSTERS!!!!!

S.H.E

2009-03-13T10:35:00.000-07:00

Today, i saw Selina, Hebe and Ela in the gym. They were very fit, though Selina seemingly pwnz the other 2 lah, haha.

Then, i followed them into the jacuzzi where they acted for the Shokubutsu advertisment. By blowing bubbles everywhere.

After that, they ate hokkien mee, something which was new to the Taiwanese at vivo, and played that drum game in the arcade. They sure can combo very well.

Wells.. good night, Ela and Hebe. See you for our photoshoot tmr. (:

Wtf.

Slacking days ahead..

2009-03-10T09:59:00.000-07:00

Well, last night, my face was gangbanged by a lot of mosquitoes! When i woke up, my right cheek was swollen with many love bites. Funny thing is.. they did not fuck my left cheek, only right; i wonder why..

Maybe OKEIM did something to my left cheek the other day and it warded off the mozzies.

After applying axe brand medicated oil, i feel much better (:

Thank you Axe brand medicated oil! I <3 you many many!

Next up, was playing 1 round of mahjong and some stewpig finger went to take a pic of her tiles..

hah! buang-ed tiles! WOW! And my 上家, can still hu that match(: But 2 tais nia.. cheap cheap lah

Lastly,...
OFFICIAL: The CEO of the National Appearing Offline Club would like to wish the Vice Chairman bon voyage on her highly classified 4 days trip to Edison-chen-land for a special mission, which is to spread affearing-offlineness to the canto ppl there. Have a safe trip yo~

P.s. Slacking days incoming! Quick! download more movies and games to entertain yourselves!

2009-03-08T09:29:00.000-07:00

Holidays are super fun when you have a full 5 fingers on your palm. Your 5 mahjong kakis i mean. So i was mahjong-ing at aunty pris's house for the XX number of times and she has this cute jap niece. OKEIM.

Super model post, with super zai flash, and got wind blowing the hair somemore.

Professional Photographer: Krish Mariavasatham s/o Ong

Cute bo.. even cuter than me sia...

Now, worked at the usual place again today. Some tiongs went back mainland liao coz their working pass expire lo ( harhar). Then comes 2 new filipinos.

Sometings wrong with me. When i talk to them, i feel like im talking to my filipino maids...

And jitao got 1 fat maid like me lor, i think. she ask ppl to take photo of me then send to her..

sianz.

2009-03-02T08:54:00.001-08:00

Im currently hearing to ''In Too Deep'' - sum41, with my new Bijou2 Crossroads earpiece.

Hmm..the sound is not bad, very good. The bass is smashingly impressive too. In fact, its even better than C.Lixia's bass. So Deeeeeeeppppppp...

On another note, i went to sleep at some sleazy karaoke lounge today, then walked from bloody chinatown to city hall. Koped some fries and played the 'piak-the-leg-game'. It was very fun piaking other ppl's Fat Big Thighs(FBTs).

P.S. I have a red thigh now(:

Acad yr 1 - Final chapter

2009-02-27T08:50:00.000-08:00

Alas, the ardous year 1 has come to a close. With 5 exams and many many projects. I have mugged alot (not), watched a lot of videos and surfed a lot of net these final days.

GGT was tested today and it ended with an epic phail. I think i buanged 50%of the MCQ, lol.

Then i played loop with them, and dined at ynyn. Pity bmuht cant make it as she has to facilitate the 'sokkel sial'. But with the rest of the 4 fingers and normmie, i had many many funz today.

I would consider this a nice ending (:

p.s. i hope to make it through PACC lah, nb (:

Wad you thinking sia-.-

2009-02-23T08:50:00.000-08:00

Hey, just wanted to say that i lub you deep deep.

You've always been there for me since apr08

You opened my world, and i've seen a lot of things through you

I will always treasure memories of how we watched movies together

And how i touch you everyday, and clean your screen..

I <3 you, my Hp pavillion Dv6000x XP

Steamed fish and vegetables

2009-02-18T05:15:00.000-08:00

Seriously, i am damn sick and tired of you. I am so tired of eating dinner with you liao..

Dear fish, i know you are expensive sometimes.. but.. you taste so fishy, and your meat so tasteless wan, how to eat you with rice? Plus everytime i come down to eat, you turn cold towards me liao.. and all your fishy taste come out, andyour meat becomes stale and hard.. wtf rite.. Its not the value of you, you know? Its how you are cultivated and cooked. For example, a common old man who is educated and wise can command more respect, compared to an MP who is bodoh and invests in Lehman minibonds...

Dear vegetable... you have been with me for 17 year already.. i know i cant get you out of my heart now.. but i've grown sick and tired of you.. you everytime not fresh and tasteless wan. I hate you.

Can you understand my feelings? Everytime i go to the dinner table, i get jitao turned off liao. Rice, and 2 tasteless dish.. i would have eaten plain rice sua. But my mother force me eat you.. Not all the time that theres meat and fried stuff.. you get why am i so skinny now? Rice, fish, veg. Can you spot the source of oil? Hais.... SIGH. I sincerely hope that you turn for the better starting tomorrow.

Attn: Accounting dept. Singapore Polytechnic

2009-02-17T01:38:00.000-08:00

Dear Accounting lecturers,

Take cup, cheesepie (: I would like to emphasise on the efficiency* of the answers given for the practise papers. Since its the final exams, with the weightage of a whoping 40%, the answers come in very useful* in helping us realise the mistakes when we do the practise papers.

I am very confident that, with the commendable* effort in producing the answers for the practise papers, everyone will have sufficient knowledge in answering those ardous exam questions.

I would also, like to express my appreciation* for investing 100 hours* of your precious time in creating those half hearted answers with no workings whatsoever, and not even all of the answers, just like maybe.. 5%? It has indeed aided* me in clearly realising the machanism of answering the questions(:

Well, thats all i have to say and have a fuckin nice day ;D
小东， peace out =D

Valentines' 09

2009-02-14T09:34:00.000-08:00

congrats to DTRM/02 newest couple addition (;

> Onion and yy. Some people misunderstands that onion tend to make ppl cry.. but its tears of joy. In fact hor.. i can imagine you guys getting married le lor.. thats y got ppl cry.. Have a happy and long r/s thingy ; HUAT AH!

And i myself too spent Valentine's day with 2 lovely ladies:Ms Chua and Ms Cheong. I even had a couple meal with Ms cheong - fuck , haha :D

Enter the Gombak.

2009-02-05T08:03:00.000-08:00

Studio: Bollywood Studios

Creative Director: Norman Wong

Editor: Eugene Goh
Chua Zhong Jie

Advertising: Joshua Cheong

Visual effects: Ong Wen Hong

Left Wing pictures proudly presents:

Gombak II : Gombak returns

Cats and Bells

2009-01-24T05:32:00.000-08:00

Imagine that you're a mouse.

you see a cat.

Theres a very nice bell hanging on the cats neck.

You want that bell.

You need that bell.

What are you gonna do to get the bell?

Whenever you try to reach for it, the cat paws you (no pun intended ).

So how?

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Me

2009-01-11T00:27:00.001-08:00

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	High
Envy:	Medium
Lust:	Medium
Pride:	Medium

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Im a;

Belated new year post.

2009-01-07T08:51:00.000-08:00

Happy 8th day of the new year everyone. Huat ah!

Well, 08 basically just breezed pass for me.. and there was several drastic changes in my life made this year. In sec school, i was a nerd.. but now... im like a pile of moldy jelly; lazy flavor.

I hope lah.. that i get 'ok' results for MST.. and.. 62 for om really copulated me up. Hais.. but since its huat day today.. i'll let it pass and work harder..

Theres nothing much to say le.. not in the mood to be cheery this year.. but im still in the mood to huat always (:.

Bye~

Nehsional Geographic: Aunties

2009-01-04T09:02:00.000-08:00

Hello, welcome to Nehsional Geographic. Today, we'll be doing a documentary on Aunties. Aunties have been known to be petty social elites in fighting for their needs and wants in their daily life. Such examples are fighting for MRT seats, picking the freshest oranges and leaving all the rotten ones for the rest, and eating oranges while they choose from a basket in the wet market. We have spotted a particularly aggressive aunty, 蔡婶。蔡婶 wakes up early in the morning for work as a Nestle promoter in Bukit GOMBAK. And after a heavy lunch of her usual Hokkien mee( no prawn) and mango ice, she will go to Giant to hunt for food to bring back home for her family. Now watch, as we tentatively approach the female while picking oranges for her family.

As you can see,蔡婶 flicks off the camera man when she felt threatened. For the safety of this filming crew, we backed off to safety immediately; in fear of her sudden verbal barage. Orange picking is an annual event for 蔡婶. Once a year, she will hunt for those orange ballz to celebrate a certain festive occasion. Orange picking is no doubt an ardious and tedious process, which requires you to scan, filter , harvest the ballz. But a true master 蔡婶 is. she can pick with her right hand, and illegally peel and consume oranges with her left. After the 10 mins of picking, we were lucky enough to catch her in a good mood, where we interviewed her harvest for the day.

* For optimal aural enjoyment, it is advised that you blast the volume.

Here, we can hear how 蔡婶 go about in hunting for her food, which is carefully scanning the environment for fresh seafood and blah blah blah.

Now, after the great hunt and a satisfied 收获, 蔡婶 is dead beat and heads for home, to feed her young ones.

This is the life of aunty 蔡婶, a lvl 94 aunty. And this is all the time we have. Goodbye and thank you for watching Nehsional Geographic. (:

Mistake-Played-Puke-Dao

2009-01-03T09:03:00.001-08:00

Made a big mistake today. Y did i go and play the game.. in the end.. dao-ed someone and the someone was very disappointed-cum irritated. And i feel like puking from spinning round and round in left4dead.. Now, i tio dao myself. I is sad. How can i make it up to you?

This week:

Due to someone causing Gray a headache, i ended up not knowing my GGT results on mon. But later i knew, and i pwned that someone's ass (: kiddin..

Wei sheng finally called me godfather. So i am now.. The Godfather.

Beijing-cum-Hokkaido trip'08 picture post!

2008-12-27T07:57:00.000-08:00

哈lo 大家。。 just came back.. and gonna show you the pics i took from BJ and Hokkaido.. I lazy to type a lot of words and i dun remember which place did i go first.. so just see the pictures ok?

Hi guys.. This ish the plane flight to ah tiong land.. on an MIC plane. Plane nvr crash.. wow..

Just reached BJ. Firstly, we must all hail MZD! damn it lor.. the pic zhun zhun nvr capture his pic..

Went to the forbidden palace... saw MZD's pic ok.. the place is quite huge lah.. 9 buildings in all

palace..

saw old Mao at tian an men square.. was immediately attrated to him..MZD 万岁！

Communism China!

Haisssss... Cheap China imitation again.. tick oso must tick correct way mah.. not like nike ppl wont even buy..

Some girl who is wrapped up like a ball.. hahah funneh..

Lol.. it really looks like a bird nest...

This is my 5 star room in Bj.. Got a very lomantic king-sized bed wor.. nb, how come i din know i have to sleep with my brother..

Heh, they put condoms in the room.. i wont need that..

sometimes... you just gotta love this guy.. MZD 万岁！

A chinese dog. hah... that china dog.

Ta Da! the great wall!

Wont forget the class.. so i carved our class in The Great Wall Siol!

Went to this Ah Tiong ski resort.. ALl mic snow lah.. this is me skiing..

Bro skiing..

Iron Man was there.. but somehow his boots are black..

Reached Hokkaido on day 4, This is a lighted up park in Sapporo.. Nihon Banzai!

lol... when you go jap, you have to try the onsen. Been to two hot springs and there were many hot naked old men.. i like (:

Lao pei and Lao bu cooking scallops.

This is the legendary Kobe beef... its around 200 sing bucks per plate like this.. nbcb.. but it was oh so delicious.. and so fatty & soft(: (softer than boobies. not that i know how soft they are lah) The cows are massaged everyday.. and feed with beer. Y cant i be that cow..

This is a japanese toilet bowl with seat warmer and automated ass washing system. It squirts a jet a water straight into your anus to wash it... and i hate it. you should try it too..

Found a toy house and was kiddy enough to crawled in it...

Pinocchio in a chocolate factory. Its just totally random.. so i 'psshed' it in its nose.

This ice-cream tasted soooo good. yummy. hahah

santa has a new job which is to guide taxis to parking lots ^ ^

Went to the Asahi Beer factory and had 3 free beers.. wow.. and its better than heineken by a little..

Its those kind of grand japanese dinners like in Japan hour. hahaha food quite nice lah.. i forgot what i ate though..

Its a very nice light- tent thing near my hotel...

My bro and I combo-ed to create frosty..

Im frosty the snowman.. wow, lame.

Its a park with very nice view in dunno where in Hokkaido.

Doraemon.

Me eating best ice cream in Hokkaido.. machiam condensed milk like that.. but still nice lah.

Snowy bears :D

Went to this bear zoo thing.. and the bear was very very cute.. you can feed it apples and it will catch it with its mouth in mid air..

Though its cute, it'll bite you and rip your guts out to satiate its perpetual hunger for flesh(:

Last cute bear..

Last night.. Hokkaido has the top 3 best view in the world.. rather nice way on top the hill. Was fuckin cold.

Thats all folks.. time to head back to S'pore and enjoy the hot weather again.. bye.

Goodbye

2008-12-16T04:08:00.001-08:00

大家， baibai (:

Standard Chartered Marathon 08

2008-12-10T10:33:00.000-08:00

Standard Chartered Marathon 2008

I am proud to say that i have ran the 42.195km and 10km Standard Chartered Marathon last sunday =D. Was tempted to run the 10 km one but decided there was no kick. These are my medals :

OH, and today, i saw a couple of weird things. One is a mother-tit-squeezing daughter, and the other is a bangla being kissed by his boss in the toilet under construction at FC5. And lastly, i hate black balls.

Infected.

2008-11-27T07:18:00.000-08:00

This is the first time my eye got affected.. Its horrible. Within a few hours after an eye sore, my eye came buldging up and dicharge came running out. That left me no choice but to go to the clinic... where i got some antibacterial eyedrop (cool siol). Now, as im typing, discharge flows out as tears.. and.. its contagious.. hehehehehehehheeheheheheheheheh.

going to school tmr with it ( the eye II)

And lastly, i read a blog today.. it made me real hurt.. and reall sad.. theres only one matter that can make me feel like this other than Fking PACC results. Hais.. May want to create world destruction again.

Stress

2008-11-25T17:14:00.000-08:00

Week 6: The only memorable thing abt this week is this (:

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.
Im the guy in black jacket, lol.

Week 7:
Slept for 1.5 hours only on mon coz i was doing FOM report.. wth lor... but i think it came out ok lah.. FOM, a vefy impt module.. sian.....

Had IDEA ont the same day... rushed also.. shouldnt be too bad lah.. i think my presentation skills are better as compared to sem 1. lol.

MST is next week and i haven touched a thing! omg. (:

Gems assignment

2008-11-08T08:56:00.000-08:00

Was going to town to take photos for my gems assignment today.. some turned out to be crap. I am lamed my this.. do i have to go alone myself to take pictures next time...-.-

Oh and, on thu, i was standing infront of the yellow line at Dover MRT. For fun that is.. then the staff made this announcement : To the gentleman at platform B.. for your own safety.. prease do not stand beyond the yellow line. ]:<
LOL it was so funny then. Joshua used a jaclet to hide his face and my clique pretended not to recognise me..

Term 3 Week 4

2008-11-07T09:50:00.000-08:00

This isnt a very good week for me. Lots of complications.
*The only good thing that happened: Had an imba Tai Di hand, with 4 twos, an Ace, King, Queen, Jack, Double nines and fives. See how simple i am (:

As the world war in my class drags on, more and more people get unhappy. Alliances are forged and broken. Mediators getting their arses kicked. In the end, being neutral and pretend that all is well.. seems to be the best way to carry on with life and stop the bombing.

Someone complained about the class rejecting her.. She was quite sad, i can tell and it all our fault to begin with actually.. well.. i'll just do what i can. Before the PTN comes down and fucks all of us.

There was lots of quarrels with her. Close yet far.. What will happen in the future? i dunno :S

Lots of projects coming up.. IDEA, OM, FOM ..

Planning to tackle my gems assignment later today, at 4pm. Takin pics of..... tell you next time-.-

Bye~

EMO Worldwar

2008-11-03T10:49:00.000-08:00

Two big things happened today.

1.Was sitting beside her during lectures, and she kept mentioning that guy in front of her class. So in the end, its still that guy in her heart and what the hell was i sitting with her for then? So i just kept quiet. I refused to talk to her about it and she got all emo about it..

shes now really emo and her emotions are all screwed up.. and im sorta guilty..

2.Idea project grouping - the third world war. when 6 continents decides to join forces, the group becomes strong.. but those not in our organisation have to tio 2 nuclear bombs.. the bitchy association of 4,no now 3, will die, and they will kb. So being very diplomatic, we decided to split up and take the burden of handling the bombs. I wonder if the three will do the same for us as we did the same for them.

Term 3, week 3

2008-10-28T12:09:00.000-07:00

Ok, have not updated for very long. There are a few new modules introduced in sem 1, FOM,OM,IDEA.. and wadever. During FOM tutorial today, i was talking to a classmate with tua-liup.. and naturally i will unintentionally go see the liups, then she saw it and tried to cover with she crumpler. I was like; wtf.. My fault lor.. wadever. kaobei

Also, i had SPSS test, should pass lah.. should. Got a few questions i dunno how to do..

Buang update: Failed PACC sem1 test,20%, onlyguy, 48%. NB.