2nd day of school

Today is the most interesting day.

What are the odds that zhong jie will win so much in political mahjong today?!

initial 台: 1

1100: Zhong jie got a 队队胡! 两台

1430: Zhong jie obtained a 大三元! 满台

1730: zhong jie obtained 大四喜. 满满台

Predicted future wins are 十八罗汉 和 清一色.

oh, to add on: i really believe that there is no secrets in this world.

if a tells b a secret, but then b, for the fun of it tells it to c, and c tells me, then i tell zj,then zj tells shuf, then shuf tells m.y, then m.y. tells anne, then anne tells norman,then norman tells eugene and eugene tells wk and wk tells pris and pris tells theresa, then the whole country knows le. so.. its not a secret anymore rite?lol

It has been a long time since i last came here. I just recovered from a very irritating fever, and now my throat is still swollen like a tumor. With pus.

The doctor practically wowed at the white lump he saw and gave me 3 days chao keng license straight away. So my first day in school may be spent at home? Maybe i may go to school tomorrow if i feel better.

let me first show you a picture of my inflamed throat.

there. notice the lumps of pus coming out from the sides of the inflamed thorax.

it burns to burp. and lozenges are now my new ecstasy.

this is no doubt my worst bout of sore throat.

well thats about it.

p.s. im looking forward to my week long diet of plain congee.

Nobody uses blogspot anymore, turds :D

Stitch International Airline

serving you to almost all destinations in the world. Well,.... except for Africa.

To invest: But 'stitch Int'l Airlines' stocks

Fleet: 88 and counting.

Planes: DC10-10, IL86, B747-400D

Stocks: $14/share

Oh Boy! Is this an interesting story!

There is this penis name generator website i just came across. So, like a normal guy, i went to try it.

The results are as follows:















So actually, my penis's name is 'Godzilla'. And somehow, i don't really like it. It reminds me of someone..

I think i should stick to its old name- 老二 。






HAH,then another idea struck me. what if i were to......















Add Tham's name to it.

and the results is....
















She has a cooler penis than me ):

Italians

BBC
15/3/04
Italian police to have supercar

The Gallardo is unlikely to become standard-issue

The gift from Lamborghini has been unveiled in all its blue and white glory, marked with the word "Polizia".

With a top speed of 309km/h (192mph), it should have the edge in any chase on the Salerno-Reggio Calabria motorway.

However, the car is just as likely to be used for emergency deliveries such as human organs for transplant.

The sleek two-seater, topped with a flashing blue light, was put on display in Rome at a police event before entering service on the notorious motorway in the south.

It is a six-speed luxury vehicle with a 500-horsepower engine designed to go from zero to 100km/h (60mph) in four seconds.

Donated by the Lamborghini factory in Bologna, its list price is US $165,000, probably making it unlikely that the Italian police force will actually buy any for its fleet.

Other traffic police forces which cannot boast a Lamborghini resort to devices of their own against speeders: in Russia, for example, officers have been known to shoot out the tyres of offenders with machine-guns. -

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1/12/09

Italian police crash Lamborghini supercar

The car was the Italian police force's pride and joy

Italian police have crashed their most valuable patrol car, a 165,000-euro (£150,000)

Lamborghini.

The accident happened near the northern Italian town of Cremona where it was on display at a student jobs fair.

Reports say the car swerved to avoid another vehicle which crossed into its path, ploughing into two stationary cars. It was damaged beyond repair.

One of the two officers in the vehicle at the time of the incident suffered a broken rib, the other received bruises.

The Lamborghini car, painted in the Italian police force's blue and white colours, was a gift to the force from the carmakers in 2004.

The six-speed luxury vehicle with a 500-horsepower engine is designed to go from zero to 100km/h (60mph) in four seconds.

My happiness index

As at 27th Nov 09, the Ong industry has hit an all time low with the total equity reserves balance being a mere 40 bucks. ): ): ):

The Gahment just announced that civil workers' bonus this year will be 0.25 month salary, and capped at $750. My mother is a civil worker. she has little bonus = i have little bonus. ): ):

I was interrupted while doing something very important today. ):

Toe nail virgin

Well, I am glad that my toe nail finally came off. Though, through surgical means ( i cut off the skin). It has been really irritating for the last 3 days since ZJ kicked my already injured toe with his shoe and made it bend out. And my toe injury was quite severe in the first place because ZJ went to step on my toe twice with his shoe on a certain day in the holidays.

Zj weighs 60 kilograms. My toe weighs 11.86 grams.

Its a natural instinct to stay healthy

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

I for one however, disagree with this medical journal entry as my sentiments does not lie with the results of this study due to self pwning reasons.

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Class had general elections, much discussion and voting for project assignments, 2 years older.

Went to first gems class last week. Saw Janice!(: haha so coincidental! Well, we wrote some ideas on experience design on her yellow foolscap paper. Still i think its quite a boring gems. 5 years older.

Spent the first week of school compiling info for the createries. 3 years older.

Had haircut today. Appear 10 years younger.

For everything else, there's MasterCard.

MDA

Well well well, MDA, you certainly have been very active these few days have you not (: Everywhere i go, i see you.

P.S. Take a cup of cheese pie.

Happy தீபாவளி !!

Dey! Happy Deepavali to everyone!! Especially to my friends Kumar, Lokesh, Muthu, Shadul, and Normanathan!

Well, today is the day we celebrate the triumph of Krishna over Narakasura by lighting all rows of lamps (:

Many good years ahead ah everyone. May the spirit of Krishna stay with you always.

Money not enough 3

Well, recently, i've been filming for a coming movie that will come out in 31 july next year. In it, the main character Ah Ong, does not have enough money to get by everyday life, thus is desperately wanting cash. He just needs the cash now, lots of it and is planning something big. However, his bank balance is now like shit, see how this guy struggles to get by his new poly semester.

WTF

As stated. Wtf.

WOLS update: Comex 2009 sept.

Well, Comex @ suntec is another busy 4 days as usual. This time, ZJ, LY, LX, YK, KW are working with me as well. I have experienced yet another knee straining and butt aching episode of standing up and serving customers. I swear that 2 packets of Stepsils a day is not enough. When its really crowded, and you have customer luck, its gonna get pretty crazy. Soo.. now i shall tell you abt the same usual types of customers there are.

Firstly, the Observers.

They like to see all the booths for the best deals, and are usually undecided on what brand of laptop to buy. I think they are just walking around aimlessly till they find something worthwhile.

Next, the Indian Indians.

They have aim. And that aim is to go for the BESTEST BEST PRICE (in Tamil accent). The bestttttttttttt. They do not mind spending hours and hours there in the shit hole of a crowd trying to beg for more and more free gifts, and lowering the price.

Lastly, the what-i-like-to-call Premature ejaculators

They already done their research at home, and aim at the particular booth. So when they come down, they will just 'zham' the sales guy who is closest to them and buy from them. And thats how you get a tyco commission.

In this It fair, i had a lot of customers except those who shoot prematurely. This is a big sian to me, and i', always those who doesn't have that kinda luck. Its always very difficult handling those Indian Indians because they are so demanding.. Hais..

I remember there was one time then the bugger wanted to further lower the price, and i said ''ok, i'll talk to my boss.''

Then i spoke to him in Madarin to ask him to scold me, so as the Indian looked, he knows thats the lowest the price can go. Lol.

There are also gang-rape situations when a group of them come up to you and try to mind-fuck you into giving them all your free gift. But usually, i just ask the bosses to do the shit. If they succeed, i still get the commission.

Fortunately, there are a couple of lucky situations for moi. Number one is: John gave he 2 of the laptop commission from the laptops he just sold. Number two: The ex-Hp staff knows his stuff, and bought without much difficulty. Heh.. but these cant be compared to that guy who bought 18 sets of desktops from my colleague. NB, thats the tyco-est.

Well, thats all i have to say for now.

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Oh, i just came across a question from my gems( securing your PC) test. It was an epic joke.

Which of the following CORRECTLY describe the Social Engineering attack on security?

-Tricking someone to attend a class in engineering

-Tricking an employee into giving out information or taking an action that reduces security or harms a system

-Tricking someone to give out direction to a tourist attraction

Tricking a programmer to write a virus

Lol..

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One more thing,

celebrated our 5th at ECP with Megan Fox. Refer to her FB.

Thank You Biore

Biore Pore Pack for Men, gives you white/black headless noses.

Live the healthy life kids

Firstly,

hope you and wk last long long ah, many good years ahead(:

Well, today, i went buy stuff for the camp. Spent a full 200 bucks. And it feels so good to be a shopaholic, heh. When i tapped my EZ link card at the mrt station this morning, my wallet was so thick with cash that the reader could'nt scan my card (bhb alert!). Around in the evening, there was nothing more then 20 bucks in it. Hence, i am back being a peasant.

Also, i exercised for the first time. It seems like the first time... the last time i exercised was... 2008 if memory serves me correctly. You know, i sorta miss the cool night air, and the gush of wind when you run with a dry-fit shirt, and it feels very good after you work those leg muscles. Heh, R21 connotations intended.

P.s. Pic inspired from shuf.

P.s.s You can buy 600 kopi-dapao-bags for $8.60.

p.s.s

unglam.

Dusting off the cobwebs

Ah. Its so dusty here after not updating for so long. Well, the reason for my absence is the hell i have to go through since week 10.

It all started from MST. After the first round of F-upped projects, i had nary a sliver of time to study for my mid-semester-tests; so screwed those. Then i had a couple more grueling weeks of presentations and lessons, to which i have not performed very outstandingly as well. Talking about packed schedules. Psshfft.

Immediately following, the second array of F-upped projects came knocking towards my door, and i was gang-raped by them, with multi-penetration included. When they were all finished, i was left dead tired, and eye-baggy. According to my blood test, 84.32% of my white blood cells did not survive this torture. Note: the 4 projects( FBM, TTP, RWPS, IHRO) came all at once, leaving my polymates NO(0%, nil, zilch, zero, absolute 'kosong') time to rest and re-energize at all.

Ah, and then came FMAH exam, whom i swear has the largest you-know-wad. And she redefined screwed for me.

Well, thats the long and shorts of what i've been through.

however, after the projects, had a lil break. Now, i shall post some pics. Events are in random order.


Post project celebration.




Spotted Kaya Xian taking a dump behind the fridge.



The Unofficial 八姐妹 at that time.


4th month celebration lunch.


Next, we went to fly.


This cabin is haunted.


City view during the 7th month. Got XXXXX.


Being a high level exorcist, i cleaned the place up.
And we now have a nice city view.


Shuf's b'dae days earlier. Happy 18th Shuf, welcome to the club.
I counted 19 ppl in the photo. Think only one missing is Joshua.
Maybe he's the photographer. Well, thats that.


大姐大's b'dae DAYS earlier. May all chiur wishes come true :D


I ''quite like this pic'' (do mind the grammar) too (:
Although it seems like i'm using the umbrella to cover my crotch..

Turbo Turbans and Feisty Fingers

Someone did something to me today that really made an impact to me today.

Recently, all the guys in my class expressed their interests in promoting a special cultural-cum-racial game. The game's objective was to promote cultural and racial attention towards the minority race in our little island country. By playing this game, we are able to be more alert on the existence of minority races which holds less then 1% in the population. Say, Indians.. Sikhs maybe.

The name of this game is ''Ba-Yee Simi Sek?!'' You are supposed to 'alert' another participant of the game by rather extreme measures(e.g. Pinch) when you chance upon the specified race, and then ask him/her to describe certain 'distinctive' features(e.g. Head wear) of the target. Upon correct description, the measure to alert the participant will cease.

I was engaging in this social-upright game today with my train kakee, and guess what?!

The Sikh flicked us off!!! WOW, we were trying to be socially accommodating and proactive, and this guy appears and points his forbidden finger. Such a rude, and blasphemous gesture, tsktsk.

In my honest opinion, when you do not like the idea of the game, you can just ignore it or at most criticize it verbally, through diplomatic approaches. It is utterly racist to flick us off just because we are Chinese. Must we be subjected to such detest and ill-treatment just because we are the dominant and majority race? So what if our pa-xiao can drown you a million times over? There is no reason to treat us this way.

Well, what i wanna say. damn ba-yee.