Valentines' 09

congrats to DTRM/02 newest couple addition (;

> Onion and yy. Some people misunderstands that onion tend to make ppl cry.. but its tears of joy. In fact hor.. i can imagine you guys getting married le lor.. thats y got ppl cry.. Have a happy and long r/s thingy ; HUAT AH!




And i myself too spent Valentine's day with 2 lovely ladies:Ms Chua and Ms Cheong. I even had a couple meal with Ms cheong - fuck , haha :D

Enter the Gombak.

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Gombak II : Gombak returns

Cats and Bells

Imagine that you're a mouse.

you see a cat.

Theres a very nice bell hanging on the cats neck.

You want that bell.

You need that bell.

What are you gonna do to get the bell?

Whenever you try to reach for it, the cat paws you (no pun intended ).

So how?

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Belated new year post.

Happy 8th day of the new year everyone. Huat ah!

Well, 08 basically just breezed pass for me.. and there was several drastic changes in my life made this year. In sec school, i was a nerd.. but now... im like a pile of moldy jelly; lazy flavor.

I hope lah.. that i get 'ok' results for MST.. and.. 62 for om really copulated me up. Hais.. but since its huat day today.. i'll let it pass and work harder..

Theres nothing much to say le.. not in the mood to be cheery this year.. but im still in the mood to huat always (:.

Bye~

Nehsional Geographic: Aunties

Hello, welcome to Nehsional Geographic. Today, we'll be doing a documentary on Aunties. Aunties have been known to be petty social elites in fighting for their needs and wants in their daily life. Such examples are fighting for MRT seats, picking the freshest oranges and leaving all the rotten ones for the rest, and eating oranges while they choose from a basket in the wet market. We have spotted a particularly aggressive aunty, 蔡婶。蔡婶 wakes up early in the morning for work as a Nestle promoter in Bukit GOMBAK. And after a heavy lunch of her usual Hokkien mee( no prawn) and mango ice, she will go to Giant to hunt for food to bring back home for her family. Now watch, as we tentatively approach the female while picking oranges for her family.



As you can see,蔡婶 flicks off the camera man when she felt threatened. For the safety of this filming crew, we backed off to safety immediately; in fear of her sudden verbal barage. Orange picking is an annual event for 蔡婶. Once a year, she will hunt for those orange ballz to celebrate a certain festive occasion. Orange picking is no doubt an ardious and tedious process, which requires you to scan, filter , harvest the ballz. But a true master 蔡婶 is. she can pick with her right hand, and illegally peel and consume oranges with her left. After the 10 mins of picking, we were lucky enough to catch her in a good mood, where we interviewed her harvest for the day.


* For optimal aural enjoyment, it is advised that you blast the volume.

Here, we can hear how 蔡婶 go about in hunting for her food, which is carefully scanning the environment for fresh seafood and blah blah blah.

Now, after the great hunt and a satisfied 收获, 蔡婶 is dead beat and heads for home, to feed her young ones.


This is the life of aunty 蔡婶, a lvl 94 aunty. And this is all the time we have. Goodbye and thank you for watching Nehsional Geographic. (:

Mistake-Played-Puke-Dao

Made a big mistake today. Y did i go and play the game.. in the end.. dao-ed someone and the someone was very disappointed-cum irritated. And i feel like puking from spinning round and round in left4dead.. Now, i tio dao myself. I is sad. How can i make it up to you?

This week:

Due to someone causing Gray a headache, i ended up not knowing my GGT results on mon. But later i knew, and i pwned that someone's ass (: kiddin..

Wei sheng finally called me godfather. So i am now.. The Godfather.

Beijing-cum-Hokkaido trip'08 picture post!

哈lo 大家。。 just came back.. and gonna show you the pics i took from BJ and Hokkaido.. I lazy to type a lot of words and i dun remember which place did i go first.. so just see the pictures ok?



Hi guys.. This ish the plane flight to ah tiong land.. on an MIC plane. Plane nvr crash.. wow..


Just reached BJ. Firstly, we must all hail MZD! damn it lor.. the pic zhun zhun nvr capture his pic..


Went to the forbidden palace... saw MZD's pic ok.. the place is quite huge lah.. 9 buildings in all


palace..


saw old Mao at tian an men square.. was immediately attrated to him..MZD 万岁！


Communism China!


Haisssss... Cheap China imitation again.. tick oso must tick correct way mah.. not like nike ppl wont even buy..


Some girl who is wrapped up like a ball.. hahah funneh..


Lol.. it really looks like a bird nest...


This is my 5 star room in Bj.. Got a very lomantic king-sized bed wor.. nb, how come i din know i have to sleep with my brother..


Heh, they put condoms in the room.. i wont need that..


sometimes... you just gotta love this guy.. MZD 万岁！


A chinese dog. hah... that china dog.


Ta Da! the great wall!


Wont forget the class.. so i carved our class in The Great Wall Siol!


Went to this Ah Tiong ski resort.. ALl mic snow lah.. this is me skiing..


Bro skiing..


Iron Man was there.. but somehow his boots are black..



Reached Hokkaido on day 4, This is a lighted up park in Sapporo.. Nihon Banzai!


lol... when you go jap, you have to try the onsen. Been to two hot springs and there were many hot naked old men.. i like (:



Lao pei and Lao bu cooking scallops.


This is the legendary Kobe beef... its around 200 sing bucks per plate like this.. nbcb.. but it was oh so delicious.. and so fatty & soft(: (softer than boobies. not that i know how soft they are lah) The cows are massaged everyday.. and feed with beer. Y cant i be that cow..


This is a japanese toilet bowl with seat warmer and automated ass washing system. It squirts a jet a water straight into your anus to wash it... and i hate it. you should try it too..


Found a toy house and was kiddy enough to crawled in it...


Pinocchio in a chocolate factory. Its just totally random.. so i 'psshed' it in its nose.


This ice-cream tasted soooo good. yummy. hahah


santa has a new job which is to guide taxis to parking lots ^ ^


Went to the Asahi Beer factory and had 3 free beers.. wow.. and its better than heineken by a little..


Its those kind of grand japanese dinners like in Japan hour. hahaha food quite nice lah.. i forgot what i ate though..


Its a very nice light- tent thing near my hotel...


My bro and I combo-ed to create frosty..


Im frosty the snowman.. wow, lame.


Its a park with very nice view in dunno where in Hokkaido.


Doraemon.


Me eating best ice cream in Hokkaido.. machiam condensed milk like that.. but still nice lah.


Snowy bears :D


Went to this bear zoo thing.. and the bear was very very cute.. you can feed it apples and it will catch it with its mouth in mid air..


Though its cute, it'll bite you and rip your guts out to satiate its perpetual hunger for flesh(:


Last cute bear..


Last night.. Hokkaido has the top 3 best view in the world.. rather nice way on top the hill. Was fuckin cold.

Thats all folks.. time to head back to S'pore and enjoy the hot weather again.. bye.

Goodbye

大家， baibai (:

Standard Chartered Marathon 08

Standard Chartered Marathon 2008

I am proud to say that i have ran the 42.195km and 10km Standard Chartered Marathon last sunday =D. Was tempted to run the 10 km one but decided there was no kick. These are my medals :










OH, and today, i saw a couple of weird things. One is a mother-tit-squeezing daughter, and the other is a bangla being kissed by his boss in the toilet under construction at FC5. And lastly, i hate black balls.