Toe nail virgin

Well, I am glad that my toe nail finally came off. Though, through surgical means ( i cut off the skin). It has been really irritating for the last 3 days since ZJ kicked my already injured toe with his shoe and made it bend out. And my toe injury was quite severe in the first place because ZJ went to step on my toe twice with his shoe on a certain day in the holidays.

Zj weighs 60 kilograms. My toe weighs 11.86 grams.

Its a natural instinct to stay healthy

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

I for one however, disagree with this medical journal entry as my sentiments does not lie with the results of this study due to self pwning reasons.

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Class had general elections, much discussion and voting for project assignments, 2 years older.

Went to first gems class last week. Saw Janice!(: haha so coincidental! Well, we wrote some ideas on experience design on her yellow foolscap paper. Still i think its quite a boring gems. 5 years older.

Spent the first week of school compiling info for the createries. 3 years older.

Had haircut today. Appear 10 years younger.

For everything else, there's MasterCard.

MDA

Well well well, MDA, you certainly have been very active these few days have you not (: Everywhere i go, i see you.

P.S. Take a cup of cheese pie.

Happy தீபாவளி !!

Dey! Happy Deepavali to everyone!! Especially to my friends Kumar, Lokesh, Muthu, Shadul, and Normanathan!

Well, today is the day we celebrate the triumph of Krishna over Narakasura by lighting all rows of lamps (:

Many good years ahead ah everyone. May the spirit of Krishna stay with you always.

Money not enough 3

Well, recently, i've been filming for a coming movie that will come out in 31 july next year. In it, the main character Ah Ong, does not have enough money to get by everyday life, thus is desperately wanting cash. He just needs the cash now, lots of it and is planning something big. However, his bank balance is now like shit, see how this guy struggles to get by his new poly semester.

WTF

As stated. Wtf.

WOLS update: Comex 2009 sept.

Well, Comex @ suntec is another busy 4 days as usual. This time, ZJ, LY, LX, YK, KW are working with me as well. I have experienced yet another knee straining and butt aching episode of standing up and serving customers. I swear that 2 packets of Stepsils a day is not enough. When its really crowded, and you have customer luck, its gonna get pretty crazy. Soo.. now i shall tell you abt the same usual types of customers there are.

Firstly, the Observers.

They like to see all the booths for the best deals, and are usually undecided on what brand of laptop to buy. I think they are just walking around aimlessly till they find something worthwhile.

Next, the Indian Indians.

They have aim. And that aim is to go for the BESTEST BEST PRICE (in Tamil accent). The bestttttttttttt. They do not mind spending hours and hours there in the shit hole of a crowd trying to beg for more and more free gifts, and lowering the price.

Lastly, the what-i-like-to-call Premature ejaculators

They already done their research at home, and aim at the particular booth. So when they come down, they will just 'zham' the sales guy who is closest to them and buy from them. And thats how you get a tyco commission.

In this It fair, i had a lot of customers except those who shoot prematurely. This is a big sian to me, and i', always those who doesn't have that kinda luck. Its always very difficult handling those Indian Indians because they are so demanding.. Hais..

I remember there was one time then the bugger wanted to further lower the price, and i said ''ok, i'll talk to my boss.''

Then i spoke to him in Madarin to ask him to scold me, so as the Indian looked, he knows thats the lowest the price can go. Lol.

There are also gang-rape situations when a group of them come up to you and try to mind-fuck you into giving them all your free gift. But usually, i just ask the bosses to do the shit. If they succeed, i still get the commission.

Fortunately, there are a couple of lucky situations for moi. Number one is: John gave he 2 of the laptop commission from the laptops he just sold. Number two: The ex-Hp staff knows his stuff, and bought without much difficulty. Heh.. but these cant be compared to that guy who bought 18 sets of desktops from my colleague. NB, thats the tyco-est.

Well, thats all i have to say for now.

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Oh, i just came across a question from my gems( securing your PC) test. It was an epic joke.

Which of the following CORRECTLY describe the Social Engineering attack on security?

-Tricking someone to attend a class in engineering

-Tricking an employee into giving out information or taking an action that reduces security or harms a system

-Tricking someone to give out direction to a tourist attraction

Tricking a programmer to write a virus

Lol..

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One more thing,

celebrated our 5th at ECP with Megan Fox. Refer to her FB.

Thank You Biore

Biore Pore Pack for Men, gives you white/black headless noses.

Live the healthy life kids

Firstly,

hope you and wk last long long ah, many good years ahead(:

Well, today, i went buy stuff for the camp. Spent a full 200 bucks. And it feels so good to be a shopaholic, heh. When i tapped my EZ link card at the mrt station this morning, my wallet was so thick with cash that the reader could'nt scan my card (bhb alert!). Around in the evening, there was nothing more then 20 bucks in it. Hence, i am back being a peasant.

Also, i exercised for the first time. It seems like the first time... the last time i exercised was... 2008 if memory serves me correctly. You know, i sorta miss the cool night air, and the gush of wind when you run with a dry-fit shirt, and it feels very good after you work those leg muscles. Heh, R21 connotations intended.

P.s. Pic inspired from shuf.

P.s.s You can buy 600 kopi-dapao-bags for $8.60.

p.s.s

unglam.