Turbo Turbans and Feisty Fingers

Someone did something to me today that really made an impact to me today.

Recently, all the guys in my class expressed their interests in promoting a special cultural-cum-racial game. The game's objective was to promote cultural and racial attention towards the minority race in our little island country. By playing this game, we are able to be more alert on the existence of minority races which holds less then 1% in the population. Say, Indians.. Sikhs maybe.

The name of this game is ''Ba-Yee Simi Sek?!'' You are supposed to 'alert' another participant of the game by rather extreme measures(e.g. Pinch) when you chance upon the specified race, and then ask him/her to describe certain 'distinctive' features(e.g. Head wear) of the target. Upon correct description, the measure to alert the participant will cease.

I was engaging in this social-upright game today with my train kakee, and guess what?!

The Sikh flicked us off!!! WOW, we were trying to be socially accommodating and proactive, and this guy appears and points his forbidden finger. Such a rude, and blasphemous gesture, tsktsk.

In my honest opinion, when you do not like the idea of the game, you can just ignore it or at most criticize it verbally, through diplomatic approaches. It is utterly racist to flick us off just because we are Chinese. Must we be subjected to such detest and ill-treatment just because we are the dominant and majority race? So what if our pa-xiao can drown you a million times over? There is no reason to treat us this way.

Well, what i wanna say. damn ba-yee.

After MST Week update.

PHEW! Hellish MST is finally over! I can finally get at least 5 hours of sleep per day since then. I believe mostly all of us did'nt really study for FBM coz of the projects.. But FBM turned out to be a relatively interesting paper. I liked all the drawing questions and the guai-lan banana leaf restaurant settings.


My eyes looks like this. If you believe lah, haha.


The rest of the papers were pretty much buanged, as i cant really study much for IHRO, and i was unable to absorb the airport/city/country codes for TTP. -.-

I really don't like the idea of having to churn out 2 reports within a week, whilst having to study for 5 modules.. it practically killing everyone, and we're probably gonna get kidney failure coz our kidneys cant rest due to lack of sleep ):



Actually, i only have myself to blame for this coz i spent my fully packed 3 weeks of rest to work, and play. Anything but study. Uh... i went to Pulau Ubin with a building-eating-'Godcilla', a PRC scholar, Nordaman, annette and thammy thammy tham tham.

There, we reported the UBIN lottery, and the week's winning number was , 'oi-oi-oi,oi'.
And we saw mountain cow with her calf.
And cycled around the island.
And ate coconut, compliments of nordamann. (forgot to pay you back so.. hahah)
and took lots of pictures.


fringe buang.


A long tham, and me.


A couple of weeks before, i was busily heading all out for the economy of great Singapore by working in the IT fair, and the restaurant which i dun wanna work in anymore.

And working in the IT fair made me learn a lot of things. The Indians want the bestest price, the Singaporeans wants all the free gifts, the chinese wants the cheapest shit, and the fukers just wanna 'chou chou re nao' and flood the whole convention centre.

My most memorable was a male adult Tiong. Don't be mistaken, hes not your regular 'Zhang' you see working as a cleaner or waiter. He's those kind of expats-moderately-rich-and-has-proper-job people. What was so memorable was that i thought he went to other booths liao, but in the end he just went to draw cash from the ATM ( coz he din wanna pay the imposed credit card surcharge of 2%). And while i was 'jitao sian!' coz i lost a buyer, he eventually came back to buy, which made my day. And he talked gently and kindly too, unlike those yellow skined slaves.

well, that was how my 3 study weeks and MST week were spent.



To end of my post, im gonna post this super gay and random picture of Norman and me. I hope this picture gives viewers a permanent disturbing mental image that will keep you awake throughout the night. (: Please close your browser if you do not wished to be utterly disturbed.
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Titanic.

P.S: Look at his smile-.- zomg. Annette, dun kill me. Acting only.

The significance of 21

Happy B'Dae to THAM LAIYIN >.< !!





YAY! Today is the 21st of June, and its Tham's 18th birthday. Also, its our 2nd monthsary together. Shes finally 18, so we can spam beer and alcohol, watch movies which is restricted from young kiddies, and drive, and ekoms (niddik), and do many other stuff together.Heh.

Aww, your so old, if i were to buy a cake, i'll have to spam candles till there is no space left liao..

Welcome to the club, whereby we can drink, drive, and laugh at all the small 17 yr old kids play at the playground (: *bomb*


Anyways, 2nd month and still going strong, me hearts you.

P.S.



WAH! 有牛leh! ZOMG! 有牛！

我猜我猜我猜猜猜！

猜这个是什么？！


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能猜得到吗？猜到就会有个奖拿!


P.S. 不是木来的.

Welcome to the club, Zj.

Happy birthday to Zj. It has been 18 years since you came out of a dark and moist tunnel and into the light. And this is a very important day as you'll be able to enter clubs, drink, smoke, and enjoy all the desires of the flesh all you want.



As seen here, i have google for a pic of 2 Indian businessmen with center parting shaking one anothers hand. This is what i would want to do now, but we can only shake hands virtually as of this moment.

I would also like to type out my version of your father's bdae note and it goes like this;

ZJ- at a man,
must guai lan like a man,
do it like a man,
behave like a man.
Happy Birthday!Krish.


touched to tears eh, Muthu? ;D

In fact, we have many gay pics and gay memories that we had over the years. Like sitting on my lap all the time in sec 2, borrowing my pilot pens (and dropping them till i cant write with them anymore which eventually stopped me from bringing a pencil case to school), drinking all my water from my bottle ( which similarly stops me from bringing a bottle to school) , stealing my first kiss (omg), and posting for all those gay pic in SB.

have a gay birthday Zj!


P.S. on another note, Yishun is now flooded with a lot, a lot of people. It is advised to avoid Yishun, and its GV movie complex.

CSI: MLT 12

Ahh... its holiday time after tomorrow. (: well, these 7 weeks have been really well-paced (not hiong) and easy for me. I like. There are many memorable things that happened these 7 weeks.

they are;

-THAM
-Batam
-Buanged IHRO tut attendence
-and lastly......














































































from the creators of CSI: Plaza Singapura, Krish 狗仔队 studios proudly presents...







































































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behold!
































CSI: MLT 12


I allow people to kop this photo and hand it up as a decisive moment assignment.

Always nice to end the term with a blast. Bomb blast. Well, its just a random steranger holding another stranger's hand. In India, friends hold each others' hands all the time.

Wish the ALL 18 year olds happy birthday! ;D

HEY! Thanks guys for the Card ;D Credits to EG,LY,PX,YY,WS,NW,DA,KL,WK,MY,JJ,RR,AY,VK,LS,ZJ,PC,TS,SY,JC,LM,IR,& CW. Like it a lot, and it comes in 3 languages some more. English, mandarin, and Tamil (:
I'll be sure to bring it back to India with me when i get my diploma.


Also, thanks for the surprise(WOW) this afternoon. Woke up at 2pm, thought it was just a normal day. After a few hours, BOOM! Suddenly so many people come,then i tio stunned until i have a idiotic expression on my face..
Many things happened thereafter, like.. the 02 bdae cake smashing tradition, wearing half a birthday suit, having chocolate facial, and watching the tele..

And then we all headed for Astons for dinner.


Well all in all, had a great day. Thanks guys for making it happen. And thanks for those who wrote on the card (: Next time i blanjah your beer. Next time.. Next time, hahaha.

Also, wish all those who are already 18 yrs old korkors and jiejie, a belated happy birthday. Welcome to the club. ;D



P.S Thanks a lot for the gift(perfect size siol) WK, and DA. It looks very nice. (: And to T <3 for the ______. And lastly to MY for the polaroid pic. Liked them all a lot.

Is it too late to apologize?

Well, as tittle suggests, i'm here to apologize.

You know, there are times when you blurt out insensitive things that causes other parties to feel upset? Well, last night happened to be one of those times.

So; sorry, i did not mean it, i was just kiddin', i hope you forgive me. I've made you upset and seeing you, i feel unhappy and guilt-ridden.

Thus i've came up with this cheesy post, with MV somemore sia. Damn lao kui.. hais, but bo bian, if not everyday will tio shoot. All in all, i hope you see this post and feel better ok ;D? 原谅 me please (:

的行不我，你有没我

21st May

Watched N.A.T.M.2 with T ytd. It was nice.



[Q. Is the movie nice? A. 啊很好看。



Q. Which part of it is nice? A. 啊啊。。全部的部分都很好看。



Q. Why is it nice? A. 就是很好看lor..没有为什么。。]



This sounds like someone, but im not gonna tell you who. I think you know the person preTTY well! (:



OKOK, enough of parodies. The movie is nice coz the live-museum-exhibits and Ben Stiller were hillarious. I like how the eygptian prince talk.. lol. Good movie to watch on a 1st month celebration.






Soup. Chicken+ leek+leek



Roast chicken . Chicken+potato+salad




Thumb. Finger+cheer-you-up shirt+ lots of L___




Fat Thighs. Finger+ cheer-you-up-shirt + laiyin-on-the-couch-the-whole-day





My new table addition.




Her new table addition.

Well, so thats pretty much it for the day.


P.S. Thanks to Godzilla (pris) and Tiong (tiong) for the kampong style beyblade (:

CSI: Plaza Singapura

Watched X-men origins: Wolverine with T, zj and shuf the other day. but other than the movie, there was another good show to watch ;D







End of report. Disclaimer: This is merely a joke nia, so all parties whom may concern -relax lah.



Oh, and attended my cousin's wedding today. Well, i have to say i went for the food only lah.. haha. And thats a good night well spent eating good food on my parents' expense. And congrats to Jxxx Cheung and ( *insert groom name*), may you guys stay happy forever together (: