WOLS update: Comex 2009 sept.

Well, Comex @ suntec is another busy 4 days as usual. This time, ZJ, LY, LX, YK, KW are working with me as well. I have experienced yet another knee straining and butt aching episode of standing up and serving customers. I swear that 2 packets of Stepsils a day is not enough. When its really crowded, and you have customer luck, its gonna get pretty crazy. Soo.. now i shall tell you abt the same usual types of customers there are.

Firstly, the Observers.

They like to see all the booths for the best deals, and are usually undecided on what brand of laptop to buy. I think they are just walking around aimlessly till they find something worthwhile.

Next, the Indian Indians.

They have aim. And that aim is to go for the BESTEST BEST PRICE (in Tamil accent). The bestttttttttttt. They do not mind spending hours and hours there in the shit hole of a crowd trying to beg for more and more free gifts, and lowering the price.

Lastly, the what-i-like-to-call Premature ejaculators

They already done their research at home, and aim at the particular booth. So when they come down, they will just 'zham' the sales guy who is closest to them and buy from them. And thats how you get a tyco commission.

In this It fair, i had a lot of customers except those who shoot prematurely. This is a big sian to me, and i', always those who doesn't have that kinda luck. Its always very difficult handling those Indian Indians because they are so demanding.. Hais..

I remember there was one time then the bugger wanted to further lower the price, and i said ''ok, i'll talk to my boss.''

Then i spoke to him in Madarin to ask him to scold me, so as the Indian looked, he knows thats the lowest the price can go. Lol.

There are also gang-rape situations when a group of them come up to you and try to mind-fuck you into giving them all your free gift. But usually, i just ask the bosses to do the shit. If they succeed, i still get the commission.

Fortunately, there are a couple of lucky situations for moi. Number one is: John gave he 2 of the laptop commission from the laptops he just sold. Number two: The ex-Hp staff knows his stuff, and bought without much difficulty. Heh.. but these cant be compared to that guy who bought 18 sets of desktops from my colleague. NB, thats the tyco-est.

Well, thats all i have to say for now.

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Oh, i just came across a question from my gems( securing your PC) test. It was an epic joke.

Which of the following CORRECTLY describe the Social Engineering attack on security?

-Tricking someone to attend a class in engineering

-Tricking an employee into giving out information or taking an action that reduces security or harms a system

-Tricking someone to give out direction to a tourist attraction

Tricking a programmer to write a virus

Lol..

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One more thing,

celebrated our 5th at ECP with Megan Fox. Refer to her FB.

Thank You Biore

Biore Pore Pack for Men, gives you white/black headless noses.

Live the healthy life kids

Firstly,

hope you and wk last long long ah, many good years ahead(:

Well, today, i went buy stuff for the camp. Spent a full 200 bucks. And it feels so good to be a shopaholic, heh. When i tapped my EZ link card at the mrt station this morning, my wallet was so thick with cash that the reader could'nt scan my card (bhb alert!). Around in the evening, there was nothing more then 20 bucks in it. Hence, i am back being a peasant.

Also, i exercised for the first time. It seems like the first time... the last time i exercised was... 2008 if memory serves me correctly. You know, i sorta miss the cool night air, and the gush of wind when you run with a dry-fit shirt, and it feels very good after you work those leg muscles. Heh, R21 connotations intended.

P.s. Pic inspired from shuf.

P.s.s You can buy 600 kopi-dapao-bags for $8.60.

p.s.s

unglam.

Dusting off the cobwebs

Ah. Its so dusty here after not updating for so long. Well, the reason for my absence is the hell i have to go through since week 10.

It all started from MST. After the first round of F-upped projects, i had nary a sliver of time to study for my mid-semester-tests; so screwed those. Then i had a couple more grueling weeks of presentations and lessons, to which i have not performed very outstandingly as well. Talking about packed schedules. Psshfft.

Immediately following, the second array of F-upped projects came knocking towards my door, and i was gang-raped by them, with multi-penetration included. When they were all finished, i was left dead tired, and eye-baggy. According to my blood test, 84.32% of my white blood cells did not survive this torture. Note: the 4 projects( FBM, TTP, RWPS, IHRO) came all at once, leaving my polymates NO(0%, nil, zilch, zero, absolute 'kosong') time to rest and re-energize at all.

Ah, and then came FMAH exam, whom i swear has the largest you-know-wad. And she redefined screwed for me.

Well, thats the long and shorts of what i've been through.

however, after the projects, had a lil break. Now, i shall post some pics. Events are in random order.


Post project celebration.




Spotted Kaya Xian taking a dump behind the fridge.



The Unofficial 八姐妹 at that time.


4th month celebration lunch.


Next, we went to fly.


This cabin is haunted.


City view during the 7th month. Got XXXXX.


Being a high level exorcist, i cleaned the place up.
And we now have a nice city view.


Shuf's b'dae days earlier. Happy 18th Shuf, welcome to the club.
I counted 19 ppl in the photo. Think only one missing is Joshua.
Maybe he's the photographer. Well, thats that.


大姐大's b'dae DAYS earlier. May all chiur wishes come true :D


I ''quite like this pic'' (do mind the grammar) too (:
Although it seems like i'm using the umbrella to cover my crotch..

Turbo Turbans and Feisty Fingers

Someone did something to me today that really made an impact to me today.

Recently, all the guys in my class expressed their interests in promoting a special cultural-cum-racial game. The game's objective was to promote cultural and racial attention towards the minority race in our little island country. By playing this game, we are able to be more alert on the existence of minority races which holds less then 1% in the population. Say, Indians.. Sikhs maybe.

The name of this game is ''Ba-Yee Simi Sek?!'' You are supposed to 'alert' another participant of the game by rather extreme measures(e.g. Pinch) when you chance upon the specified race, and then ask him/her to describe certain 'distinctive' features(e.g. Head wear) of the target. Upon correct description, the measure to alert the participant will cease.

I was engaging in this social-upright game today with my train kakee, and guess what?!

The Sikh flicked us off!!! WOW, we were trying to be socially accommodating and proactive, and this guy appears and points his forbidden finger. Such a rude, and blasphemous gesture, tsktsk.

In my honest opinion, when you do not like the idea of the game, you can just ignore it or at most criticize it verbally, through diplomatic approaches. It is utterly racist to flick us off just because we are Chinese. Must we be subjected to such detest and ill-treatment just because we are the dominant and majority race? So what if our pa-xiao can drown you a million times over? There is no reason to treat us this way.

Well, what i wanna say. damn ba-yee.

After MST Week update.

PHEW! Hellish MST is finally over! I can finally get at least 5 hours of sleep per day since then. I believe mostly all of us did'nt really study for FBM coz of the projects.. But FBM turned out to be a relatively interesting paper. I liked all the drawing questions and the guai-lan banana leaf restaurant settings.


My eyes looks like this. If you believe lah, haha.


The rest of the papers were pretty much buanged, as i cant really study much for IHRO, and i was unable to absorb the airport/city/country codes for TTP. -.-

I really don't like the idea of having to churn out 2 reports within a week, whilst having to study for 5 modules.. it practically killing everyone, and we're probably gonna get kidney failure coz our kidneys cant rest due to lack of sleep ):



Actually, i only have myself to blame for this coz i spent my fully packed 3 weeks of rest to work, and play. Anything but study. Uh... i went to Pulau Ubin with a building-eating-'Godcilla', a PRC scholar, Nordaman, annette and thammy thammy tham tham.

There, we reported the UBIN lottery, and the week's winning number was , 'oi-oi-oi,oi'.
And we saw mountain cow with her calf.
And cycled around the island.
And ate coconut, compliments of nordamann. (forgot to pay you back so.. hahah)
and took lots of pictures.


fringe buang.


A long tham, and me.


A couple of weeks before, i was busily heading all out for the economy of great Singapore by working in the IT fair, and the restaurant which i dun wanna work in anymore.

And working in the IT fair made me learn a lot of things. The Indians want the bestest price, the Singaporeans wants all the free gifts, the chinese wants the cheapest shit, and the fukers just wanna 'chou chou re nao' and flood the whole convention centre.

My most memorable was a male adult Tiong. Don't be mistaken, hes not your regular 'Zhang' you see working as a cleaner or waiter. He's those kind of expats-moderately-rich-and-has-proper-job people. What was so memorable was that i thought he went to other booths liao, but in the end he just went to draw cash from the ATM ( coz he din wanna pay the imposed credit card surcharge of 2%). And while i was 'jitao sian!' coz i lost a buyer, he eventually came back to buy, which made my day. And he talked gently and kindly too, unlike those yellow skined slaves.

well, that was how my 3 study weeks and MST week were spent.



To end of my post, im gonna post this super gay and random picture of Norman and me. I hope this picture gives viewers a permanent disturbing mental image that will keep you awake throughout the night. (: Please close your browser if you do not wished to be utterly disturbed.
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From the producers of the CSI series, Krish and Nordamannn studios proudly presents to you
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an utterly gay pic of
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Titanic.

P.S: Look at his smile-.- zomg. Annette, dun kill me. Acting only.

The significance of 21

Happy B'Dae to THAM LAIYIN >.< !!





YAY! Today is the 21st of June, and its Tham's 18th birthday. Also, its our 2nd monthsary together. Shes finally 18, so we can spam beer and alcohol, watch movies which is restricted from young kiddies, and drive, and ekoms (niddik), and do many other stuff together.Heh.

Aww, your so old, if i were to buy a cake, i'll have to spam candles till there is no space left liao..

Welcome to the club, whereby we can drink, drive, and laugh at all the small 17 yr old kids play at the playground (: *bomb*


Anyways, 2nd month and still going strong, me hearts you.

P.S.



WAH! 有牛leh! ZOMG! 有牛！

我猜我猜我猜猜猜！

猜这个是什么？！


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能猜得到吗？猜到就会有个奖拿!


P.S. 不是木来的.

Welcome to the club, Zj.

Happy birthday to Zj. It has been 18 years since you came out of a dark and moist tunnel and into the light. And this is a very important day as you'll be able to enter clubs, drink, smoke, and enjoy all the desires of the flesh all you want.



As seen here, i have google for a pic of 2 Indian businessmen with center parting shaking one anothers hand. This is what i would want to do now, but we can only shake hands virtually as of this moment.

I would also like to type out my version of your father's bdae note and it goes like this;

ZJ- at a man,
must guai lan like a man,
do it like a man,
behave like a man.
Happy Birthday!Krish.


touched to tears eh, Muthu? ;D

In fact, we have many gay pics and gay memories that we had over the years. Like sitting on my lap all the time in sec 2, borrowing my pilot pens (and dropping them till i cant write with them anymore which eventually stopped me from bringing a pencil case to school), drinking all my water from my bottle ( which similarly stops me from bringing a bottle to school) , stealing my first kiss (omg), and posting for all those gay pic in SB.

have a gay birthday Zj!


P.S. on another note, Yishun is now flooded with a lot, a lot of people. It is advised to avoid Yishun, and its GV movie complex.

CSI: MLT 12

Ahh... its holiday time after tomorrow. (: well, these 7 weeks have been really well-paced (not hiong) and easy for me. I like. There are many memorable things that happened these 7 weeks.

they are;

-THAM
-Batam
-Buanged IHRO tut attendence
-and lastly......














































































from the creators of CSI: Plaza Singapura, Krish 狗仔队 studios proudly presents...







































































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behold!
































CSI: MLT 12


I allow people to kop this photo and hand it up as a decisive moment assignment.

Always nice to end the term with a blast. Bomb blast. Well, its just a random steranger holding another stranger's hand. In India, friends hold each others' hands all the time.