Fuck Roaches!

Today, i shot my seeds of anxious-ness and emotions all over muthu's and kumar's face. Well, its not that they were totally flummoxed by the blast of seeds on their faces. In fact, they swallowed it quite well, as though they knew what was cumming.
Well, feel much better after i've blown my load, and my balls are much more comfy after having the load s*xually realeased off them.

Afterwards, i went down to look for food in the kitchen. Saw a fugly roach at the cabinets. Instinctively, i went summoned my trusty weapon in my roach slaying arsenal. BAYGON INSECTICIDE SPRAY! Fully locked and loaded, i squirted all over the piece of shit and it slow writhed to its impending death (:

And with the speed of light, it flew towards me, and brushed through my hair, as though attempting to strike with its last blow. By instinct again, i squatted down like in the matrix to dodge the flying piece of shit. And by doing so, i carelessly banged my chin to my knee, and the very nexus of my head shook from the shock.

My head now hurts thanks to that flying imbecile. Thus, we came to a conclusion on why i choose 'fuck roaches' as this tittle.

I'm now going to reboot my system, see you next time~ tata~

P.S. Thank 'you' for first squirting all around the place before my seeds are sown (: