2nd day of school

Today is the most interesting day.

What are the odds that zhong jie will win so much in political mahjong today?!

initial 台: 1

1100: Zhong jie got a 队队胡! 两台

1430: Zhong jie obtained a 大三元! 满台

1730: zhong jie obtained 大四喜. 满满台

Predicted future wins are 十八罗汉 和 清一色.

oh, to add on: i really believe that there is no secrets in this world.

if a tells b a secret, but then b, for the fun of it tells it to c, and c tells me, then i tell zj,then zj tells shuf, then shuf tells m.y, then m.y. tells anne, then anne tells norman,then norman tells eugene and eugene tells wk and wk tells pris and pris tells theresa, then the whole country knows le. so.. its not a secret anymore rite?lol

It has been a long time since i last came here. I just recovered from a very irritating fever, and now my throat is still swollen like a tumor. With pus.

The doctor practically wowed at the white lump he saw and gave me 3 days chao keng license straight away. So my first day in school may be spent at home? Maybe i may go to school tomorrow if i feel better.

let me first show you a picture of my inflamed throat.

there. notice the lumps of pus coming out from the sides of the inflamed thorax.

it burns to burp. and lozenges are now my new ecstasy.

this is no doubt my worst bout of sore throat.

well thats about it.

p.s. im looking forward to my week long diet of plain congee.

Nobody uses blogspot anymore, turds :D

Stitch International Airline

serving you to almost all destinations in the world. Well,.... except for Africa.

To invest: But 'stitch Int'l Airlines' stocks

Fleet: 88 and counting.

Planes: DC10-10, IL86, B747-400D

Stocks: $14/share

Oh Boy! Is this an interesting story!

There is this penis name generator website i just came across. So, like a normal guy, i went to try it.

The results are as follows:















So actually, my penis's name is 'Godzilla'. And somehow, i don't really like it. It reminds me of someone..

I think i should stick to its old name- 老二 。






HAH,then another idea struck me. what if i were to......















Add Tham's name to it.

and the results is....
















She has a cooler penis than me ):

Italians

BBC
15/3/04
Italian police to have supercar

The Gallardo is unlikely to become standard-issue

The gift from Lamborghini has been unveiled in all its blue and white glory, marked with the word "Polizia".

With a top speed of 309km/h (192mph), it should have the edge in any chase on the Salerno-Reggio Calabria motorway.

However, the car is just as likely to be used for emergency deliveries such as human organs for transplant.

The sleek two-seater, topped with a flashing blue light, was put on display in Rome at a police event before entering service on the notorious motorway in the south.

It is a six-speed luxury vehicle with a 500-horsepower engine designed to go from zero to 100km/h (60mph) in four seconds.

Donated by the Lamborghini factory in Bologna, its list price is US $165,000, probably making it unlikely that the Italian police force will actually buy any for its fleet.

Other traffic police forces which cannot boast a Lamborghini resort to devices of their own against speeders: in Russia, for example, officers have been known to shoot out the tyres of offenders with machine-guns. -

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1/12/09

Italian police crash Lamborghini supercar

The car was the Italian police force's pride and joy

Italian police have crashed their most valuable patrol car, a 165,000-euro (£150,000)

Lamborghini.

The accident happened near the northern Italian town of Cremona where it was on display at a student jobs fair.

Reports say the car swerved to avoid another vehicle which crossed into its path, ploughing into two stationary cars. It was damaged beyond repair.

One of the two officers in the vehicle at the time of the incident suffered a broken rib, the other received bruises.

The Lamborghini car, painted in the Italian police force's blue and white colours, was a gift to the force from the carmakers in 2004.

The six-speed luxury vehicle with a 500-horsepower engine is designed to go from zero to 100km/h (60mph) in four seconds.

My happiness index

As at 27th Nov 09, the Ong industry has hit an all time low with the total equity reserves balance being a mere 40 bucks. ): ): ):

The Gahment just announced that civil workers' bonus this year will be 0.25 month salary, and capped at $750. My mother is a civil worker. she has little bonus = i have little bonus. ): ):

I was interrupted while doing something very important today. ):

Toe nail virgin

Well, I am glad that my toe nail finally came off. Though, through surgical means ( i cut off the skin). It has been really irritating for the last 3 days since ZJ kicked my already injured toe with his shoe and made it bend out. And my toe injury was quite severe in the first place because ZJ went to step on my toe twice with his shoe on a certain day in the holidays.

Zj weighs 60 kilograms. My toe weighs 11.86 grams.

Its a natural instinct to stay healthy

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

I for one however, disagree with this medical journal entry as my sentiments does not lie with the results of this study due to self pwning reasons.