S.H.E South East Asia Tour! Genting

Well, a 3D2N trip to the yalamsia mountain was really fun.. There, we were like guai kias by not entering the casino, but were allowed to buy alcohol like nobody's business. Too bad beer there is very costly.

These are some of the things that i remembered during the trip:

-We had a drinking party/orgy on the first night. 3 weakest links were the first to peng. And joshua's face was red.

-Amusement park. Fun place.. first time taking the space shot and experienced an orgasmic sensation riding that. There was also the cyclone, the wallet-losing-roller-coaster, noobest-viking-i've-ever-rode-on-other-than-escape, space lab thingy????, and the cock-screw (screwed).











-Ella had an imba win for the coin tossing game..and won 3 dragons which he had to drag back like an ediot(:

-Dinner at that restaurant with nice fried rice. To which i discovered a shocking truth. Actually, Shen Jia Hui got PCC wan... wow, absurdly shocking.... orgasmically shocking. Their pa seow is enough to drown Singapore liao..

-Bubblegum

-Ghost house ( Hebe has the biggest balls; kudos to him)





-Bumble car (i forgot how to spell) All spam the staff!

-Jammed door , you need 2 malays, one Chinese, 2 Singaporeans, and 3 Indians to open a jammed door.

-An important stimulus package agreement was signed to counter the current recession in Genting,Malaysia.



-Malaysia has their own team of grasscutters too



-They just do it everywhere in Malaysia..



-Sleeping in coach





LASTLY, what is most regretful is that i was too hum ji to take the most hiong ride in all of mt. Genting. Seeing little kids being able to ride that monster made me feel very pathetic and humiliated by my cowardice. But logically speaking, i really dont think my heart will be able to take that fear... its really just too fast and too furious for me.

LOW AND BEHOLD! THY SHALT REVEALETH GENTING'S MONSTROUSITY! THE EPITOME OF FEAR!

Days at work

Today is payday(: and im gonna go on a clothes spree tmr i guess..

Waitering is a fun but straining sport. It trains your leg and ass muscles as you'll be standing for long hours. Frankly, i think my ass is now bigger..

Not only does it train your physical built, it trains your mental strength as well. Imagine having to remember to do all these tasks:

-Clear table 13 & 47.

-Pour 3 ice water and 1 warm water for table 11

-Table 22's orders are 1xblack pepper soft shell crab, 1xbrinjal less spicy, 1xchicken curry, 1x egg fuyong, 1xdevil beef curry, 3x rice, 2xsour plum drink.

-Set tables 21&33

-Swipe card for table 50

Xiong bo?..........


Lots of funny things happened at work.. like my boss's son hitting my groin infront of the customers. This is how it goes:

Me: *serves customers*

Eren: *comes in after schoool*

Me: * stares... then signal him to quickly go in to the back station*

Eren: smiles, run towards me, hit my groin and says ''hello wxn hxng kor kor(:''

Me: 'oomphf'

I think he was trying to tickle me? but was too short and tickled the wrong place? haha. His maid saw and laughed damn loud.. and one lao ah ma customer was laughing too.


Next, there were new staff. Filipino sial... They say: ''Hi sir, can i take yur orduur?'' And i talk to them like talk to maid like that.. XXXX !! Clean that table!!! YYYYY, help me clear this plate!!!


Oh! and lastly.. one guy tiong went to kiss me when i was napping. I shock tio and woke up.. turned out he just use wet fingers to tap my cheeks.. I scolded him 'beast (chu sheng??)' .. then we all laughed.

Thats abt all of my working life.. the rest is all sibeh no life working hours..


And i have to wake up at 6am tmr for FOC, fk.






My boss's son bdae last year, with sister and mother. Backgroud is 1.3 billion tiongs.

ZJ! I COUNTER YOU !

All the above are 100% ZJ. I repeat, all are ZJs. Dont argue. They are.. they just are..

WAH! C+ FOR STATS AH?!?!?!

BAxxxZ xxxxxxxxxx FOR BUSINESS 6 C+
BAxxxZ PRINCIPLES OF xxxxxxxxxx 8 D

Semester GPA: 2.548
Cumulative GPA: 2.574


EPIC WIN. today, i realised i got C+ for stats. 99% CI that i would get B. BUT! Critical X value lies in the rejection region.

Thats y i said: EPIC WIN lor..

And my PACC buang 1 year liao, oso no need fight le lah.. lol, buang.

Today, Hebe failed to win his 8tai single suit game. Luckily for ella, pris, and me(:

And it isnt my mahjong day today. sian....

Also, ive soemthing to show you guys..This is what i did during my spare time.

MOTIVATION POSTERS!!!!!

S.H.E

Today, i saw Selina, Hebe and Ela in the gym. They were very fit, though Selina seemingly pwnz the other 2 lah, haha.

Then, i followed them into the jacuzzi where they acted for the Shokubutsu advertisment. By blowing bubbles everywhere.

After that, they ate hokkien mee, something which was new to the Taiwanese at vivo, and played that drum game in the arcade. They sure can combo very well.

Wells.. good night, Ela and Hebe. See you for our photoshoot tmr. (:

Wtf.

Slacking days ahead..

Well, last night, my face was gangbanged by a lot of mosquitoes! When i woke up, my right cheek was swollen with many love bites. Funny thing is.. they did not fuck my left cheek, only right; i wonder why..

Maybe OKEIM did something to my left cheek the other day and it warded off the mozzies.

After applying axe brand medicated oil, i feel much better (:


Thank you Axe brand medicated oil! I <3 you many many!

Next up, was playing 1 round of mahjong and some stewpig finger went to take a pic of her tiles..



hah! buang-ed tiles! WOW! And my 上家, can still hu that match(: But 2 tais nia.. cheap cheap lah

Lastly,...
OFFICIAL: The CEO of the National Appearing Offline Club would like to wish the Vice Chairman bon voyage on her highly classified 4 days trip to Edison-chen-land for a special mission, which is to spread affearing-offlineness to the canto ppl there. Have a safe trip yo~



P.s. Slacking days incoming! Quick! download more movies and games to entertain yourselves!

Holidays are super fun when you have a full 5 fingers on your palm. Your 5 mahjong kakis i mean. So i was mahjong-ing at aunty pris's house for the XX number of times and she has this cute jap niece. OKEIM.


Super model post, with super zai flash, and got wind blowing the hair somemore.

Professional Photographer: Krish Mariavasatham s/o Ong

Cute bo.. even cuter than me sia...






Now, worked at the usual place again today. Some tiongs went back mainland liao coz their working pass expire lo ( harhar). Then comes 2 new filipinos.

Sometings wrong with me. When i talk to them, i feel like im talking to my filipino maids...

And jitao got 1 fat maid like me lor, i think. she ask ppl to take photo of me then send to her..

sianz.

Im currently hearing to ''In Too Deep'' - sum41, with my new Bijou2 Crossroads earpiece.

Hmm..the sound is not bad, very good. The bass is smashingly impressive too. In fact, its even better than C.Lixia's bass. So Deeeeeeeppppppp...

On another note, i went to sleep at some sleazy karaoke lounge today, then walked from bloody chinatown to city hall. Koped some fries and played the 'piak-the-leg-game'. It was very fun piaking other ppl's Fat Big Thighs(FBTs).

P.S. I have a red thigh now(: