Thursday, November 26, 2009

My happiness index

As at 27th Nov 09, the Ong industry has hit an all time low with the total equity reserves balance being a mere 40 bucks. ): ): ):

The Gahment just announced that civil workers' bonus this year will be 0.25 month salary, and capped at $750. My mother is a civil worker. she has little bonus = i have little bonus. ): ):

I was interrupted while doing something very important today. ):

Friday, November 6, 2009

Toe nail virgin



Well, I am glad that my toe nail finally came off. Though, through surgical means ( i cut off the skin). It has been really irritating for the last 3 days since ZJ kicked my already injured toe with his shoe and made it bend out. And my toe injury was quite severe in the first place because ZJ went to step on my toe twice with his shoe on a certain day in the holidays.

Zj weighs 60 kilograms. My toe weighs 11.86 grams.

Its a natural instinct to stay healthy

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.






I for one however, disagree with this medical journal entry as my sentiments does not lie with the results of this study due to self pwning reasons.