2nd day of school

Today is the most interesting day.

What are the odds that zhong jie will win so much in political mahjong today?!

initial 台: 1

1100: Zhong jie got a 队队胡! 两台

1430: Zhong jie obtained a 大三元! 满台

1730: zhong jie obtained 大四喜. 满满台

Predicted future wins are 十八罗汉 和 清一色.

oh, to add on: i really believe that there is no secrets in this world.

if a tells b a secret, but then b, for the fun of it tells it to c, and c tells me, then i tell zj,then zj tells shuf, then shuf tells m.y, then m.y. tells anne, then anne tells norman,then norman tells eugene and eugene tells wk and wk tells pris and pris tells theresa, then the whole country knows le. so.. its not a secret anymore rite?lol

It has been a long time since i last came here. I just recovered from a very irritating fever, and now my throat is still swollen like a tumor. With pus.

The doctor practically wowed at the white lump he saw and gave me 3 days chao keng license straight away. So my first day in school may be spent at home? Maybe i may go to school tomorrow if i feel better.

let me first show you a picture of my inflamed throat.

there. notice the lumps of pus coming out from the sides of the inflamed thorax.

it burns to burp. and lozenges are now my new ecstasy.

this is no doubt my worst bout of sore throat.

well thats about it.

p.s. im looking forward to my week long diet of plain congee.

Nobody uses blogspot anymore, turds :D

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Oh Boy! Is this an interesting story!

There is this penis name generator website i just came across. So, like a normal guy, i went to try it.

The results are as follows:















So actually, my penis's name is 'Godzilla'. And somehow, i don't really like it. It reminds me of someone..

I think i should stick to its old name- 老二 。






HAH,then another idea struck me. what if i were to......















Add Tham's name to it.

and the results is....
















She has a cooler penis than me ):